Sunday, April 29, 2007

Dustin Diamond (2007 Celebrity Fit Club Appearance - Episode II)

Episode II - April 29, 2007

The second episode began with the men's team competing against the women's team in a hiking/obstacle course challenge. Diamond was very impressed with himself because he knew how to use a compass, even though nobody else was impressed. The teams were each given written instructions regarding the path/direction of travel they were to take. Diamond started out talking trash and said "follow me if you want to win" to the rest of the team even though nobody seemed to want him to be their team leader.

The men's team ended up winning the challenge and the women's team had to cook dinner for everyone. Both teams stayed overnight at a cabin somewhere in the woods and ate dinner together at a large table. Diamond started telling his team-members that there was no way that he was going to get his weight down to the goal of 187 lbs because "I eat crap," much to the chagrin of his team-mates.

When dinner was ready and the women joined the men at the table Diamond immediately took control of the dinner conversation and inappropriately (and rudely) started talking about his sex tape. Diamond was annoyed that nobody seemed to care about his sex tape, and was visibly upset when the women's team member DaBrat, the only person at the team even paying attention to Diamond, called him "Screech." Diamond said to DaBrat, "The D-Man is packing heat." Diamond also claimed that the release of the tape almost ended his relationship with his fake wife, Jennifer.

In an interview after the dinner, Cledus Judd said that Diamond had really pissed everyone off by talking about his sex tape at the dinner table. After the dinner, Diamond was shown talking to Maureen McCormick and Ross the Intern in another room having a little temper tantrum. Diamond complained about hostility directed toward him by the other team members.

Diamond directed much of his anger toward Kimberly Locke. He said, "I have been in this business for 22 years ... She's barking with the big dogs and she is not a big dog." That line was especially humorous because Diamond is under the delusion that he's a big star, even though he has never been a big star, either now or when he was on Saved By The Bell.

Cledus was brought into the room to try to calm down Diamond and smooth things over. However, Diamond kept bitching and Cledus told Diamond "You piss people off. You’re very crass and not very kind."

Next, during the latter part of the show, everyone was shown in the weigh-in room. At the start of the weigh-in, DaBrat was asked about Diamond and said, "I don't like him."

Diamond was the first person to be weighed. He had performed fairly well and managed to lose 9 lbs from the first weigh-in, dropping his weigh down to 208 lbs. Dr. Ian Smith complained about Diamond's diet journal and said that he thought that Diamond was lying in his journal by saying he ate junk food that he did not, in fact, eat.

The men were subsequently asked to pick a team captain and they chose Warren G as their captain. During Warren G's weigh-in, Harvey singled out Diamond and said to Warren G, "Good luck with Dustin." It was pretty obvious that Diamond was upset about being singled out by Harvey.

At the end of the weigh-in, DaBrat complained that Diamond was only on the show to get some camera time and did not really care about losing weight. She also said to Diamond, "You are looking like an asshole on TV." Diamond just took it and saved his replies until later, when everyone was out of hearing range and unloaded during an interview.

During his interview, Diamond said the following about Kimberly Locke and the other cast members:

Kim is a loser on another show. She's going to have a problem losing weight because she is a big girl and she will always be a big girl. If Kimberly drowned, I wouldn't lose any sleep tonight.
These people are fucked in the head.

***Be sure to check out my other Dustin Diamond entries:
Dustin Diamond - Celebrity Fit Club: Episode I
Dustin Diamond - Celebrity Fit Club: Episode III
Dustin Diamond - Celebrity Fit Club: Episode IV
Dustin Diamond - Celebrity Fit Club: Episode V
Dustin Diamond - Celebrity Fit Club Episode VI
Dustin Diamond - Celebrity Fit Club Episode VII
Dustin Diamond - Celebrity Fit Club Episode VIII
Dustin Diamond - The Early Years
Dustin Diamond (2000-Present)
Dustin Diamond - (2008 Celebrity Fit Club: Boot Camp Appearance)


Anonymous said...

"I've been in this business 22 years" - ?! How old is he? Who does he think he is - some kind of gay, Jewish Bob Hope or something?

Anonymous said...

I wish he'd do the whole universe a really generous favor and commit suicide. He's fucking disgusting. He thinks he's such a big star. He's not even good looking.

Anonymous said...

And I don't even watch Saved by the Bell because of him. I wish someone would hack his Myspace profile and fuck it up.

JewvebeenFramed said...

Those two photos at the bottom are total fap material. His mouth is just hanging open waiting for my diseased load.

Dump lord said...

I wanna take a dump in his mouth SOOOOOOOO fucking bad!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

You can do it in mine Dump Lord. I don't have a jew-fro though - is that a deal-breaker? :(

JewveBeenFramed said...

I'd love to drop my trousers and blow a load of shit right in Screech's face in those pictures. I just can't stop thinking about them. I've printed them out and laminated them so I can wipe my cum off them after a spludge a load all over Scritch's face!

Roy H. said...

It is so obvious that he's trying to shed his Screech image and be as un-Screech like as possible. I wouldn't be surprised in the least if his SBTB castmates don't talk to him anymore, if they ever did when the cameras weren't rolling.

Anonymous said...

C'mon Kurt, you must be in love with him to post about him so much. That's the conclusion some reetee gave to me.

Movie Fan said...

^^^^ I'm not in love with him, although he does make me laugh with how washed up he is (and he gets worse every day).

Why don't you post on Chris Burke's IMDB board anymore?

JewveBeenFramed said...

Dear Anonymous,

I love Screech. I love him with all my heart, but that doesn't mean I don't like seeing him used like a cheap piece of shit and shit on by random dudes. I love it when he is abused by people his tears are like a fine wine to me.

Anonymous said...

Chris Burke is washed up. He deserves a spot on here.

Roy H. said...

*Chris Burke is washed up. He deserves a spot on here.*

AMEN! Imagine all the comments that will show up when the Chris Burke entry finally shows up.

Anonymous said... the idiot wants to sue the producers of Celebrity Fit Club...

Good luck with that you pompous ASS. How successful were you in getting the domain

Maybe you should invest in a DECENT lawyer this time. Put that t-shirt money you stole to use besides buying PS3s and robotic vaccuum cleaners, you worthless scumbag!!!

Anonymous said...

people say to treat tards like a normal person, so make a post about him.