Sunday, December 02, 2007

Brigitte Nielsen

Brigitte Nielsen is a Danish actress best known for her mid-1980s marriage to Sylvester Stallone and her acting roles in Rocky IV and Beverly Hills Cop II. Nielsen has morphed from being internationally known as one of the most beautiful women in the world in the mid-1980s into a washed-up overweight skank a mere 20 years later.


Nielsen, sometimes called "The Great Dane," was born on July 15, 1963 in Rødovre, Denmark. Nielsen physically developed at an early age and was devastatingly beautiful by the time she reached her teenage years. She dropped out of high school at 16 and moved to continental Europe to pursue a modeling career. She got married in 1983, at age 20, to Kasper Winding and quickly got pregnant and gave birth. She abandoned her first husband and child a year later, in 1984, to come to America to pursue a career as an actress.

Nielsen made her film debut in Red Sonja with Arnold Schwarzenegger. Nielsen reportedly had a hot affair with Schwarzenegger, who took Nielsen home to meet his mother in Austria. The couple parted ways when Maria Shriver, Schwarzenegger's other girlfriend and future wife, made him to decide between her and Nielsen.

Nielsen allegedly met Stallone, her second and most famous husband, by sending him a nude photograph of herself to Stallone's hotel room. Shortly thereafter, she was cast in Rocky IV, as Ludmilla Vobet Drago, the wife of Russian boxer Ivan Drago. Nielsen married Stallone in December 1985. Nielsen claims that Stallone was so obsessed with her that he had her likeness carved into the furniture in their mansion. There marriage, however, only lasted 18 months until she left amid rumors over an alleged lesbian affair with her female secretary.

Nielsen was on top of the world in the mid-1980s. She gained a worldwide audience with her role in Rocky IV and also posed several times for Playboy. She also scored a major role in Beverly Hills Cop II, as Karla Fry, a master thief.

Nielsen's star, however, has quickly faded since Beverly Hills Cop II hit the theatres in 1987. Nielsen recorded an album of dance music, Every Body Tells A Story, and sang the pop duet "Body Next To Body" with Austrian singer Falco. During the 1990s Nielsen continued acting, but was relegated to appearing in crappier and crappier B- and C- movies.

Nielsen has remained in the tabloids over the years primarily due to her numerous romantic relationships. She became engaged to professional football player Mark Gastineau in the late 1980s, and bore him a son. She then married Swiss racecar driver Raoul Meyer from December 17, 1993 to 2005.

Nielsen appeared on The Surreal Life 3 in 2004. Most of America was shocked to see how fat, nasty, and skanky Nielsen had become. Nielsen hooked up the diminutive and extremely ugly Flava Flav during the show, disgusting viewers.

After the completion of The Surreal Life, VH1 gave Nielsen and Flava Flav their own reality TV series, Strange Love, which showcased their odd relationship.

Nielsen and Flava Flav broke up shortly after the show ended and Nielsen got married to Italian bartender Mattia Dessi in July 2006.




It is truly amazing how fleeting beauty and fame can be. Nielsen's looks have quickly faded over the years. She used to be one of the most beautiful women in the world. Nowadays, she is known primarily for her skanky/whorish ways and only the most hard-up guys would even stoop so low as to call her a MILF. Nielsen looks a good 10 years older than her biological age of 44. She also recently checked herself into rehab.


Accordingly, there can be no doubt that Brigitte Nielsen is one washed-up celebrity!

28 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bulldyke.

Anonymous said...

This chick is totally skank ass!! I still love her long sexy legs though!! I'd love to cum all over them and have her shave her legs using my jizz as shaving cream!!

Anonymous said...

Not only is Flava Flav down right shit ugly, he's gotta be just about the stupidest looking fuck I've ever seen!! With the viking helmet and the big clock around his neck, he looks like a total ass clown!! If it wasn't for VH1 giving this fugly, retarded, no talent piece of shit his 15 minutes of fame, he'd be blowing cocks to get money to buy crack!!

Anonymous said...

I don't think I'd touch her with a ten foot pole knowing flava flav's disease infested cocks been inside her.

Anonymous said...

She looks as though she'd tear your head off after you'd finished making love - like some huge, peroxide mantis or something

Anonymous said...

Her neck is weird looking, it makes her look like a lesbian girrafe.

Anonymous said...

I think she'd be hot if she grew her hair long.

Anonymous said...

I hope you do a profile on Mindy Cohn. She was on the Facts of Life. Fuck, she was ugly, just like Emily Shulman.

Anonymous said...

C Thomas Howell has gots to be in this washed up category. That guy has dropped off the face of the earth. I never thought this Brigitte chick was all that hot or talented anyway.What a waste of useless spew.

Anonymous said...

She probably LOVES Flava Flav's nig semen in her rectum, LOL.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, she loves the salty flavor of love!!!

bomitoni said...

I love Brigitte! Especially her album. She wasn't actually that awful of a singer.

JewveBeenFramed said...

I used to think this WOMAN was a sexy transexual. To think I blow loads over something with a vagina. Yuck!!

Anonymous said...

When she starred alongside 'busty' guys like Arnold, Sylvester and Dolph Lundgren, a very profound question arose----------- WHOSE ARE BIGGER? HERS OR HIS?
As for her acting abilities, they could've used her cardboard cutout and nobody would've made out!!

Anonymous said...

She was never beautiful.
She always looked like a huge man in drag.
She was always a skank.

lna86 said...

Brigitte Nielsen is in a French real TV show that has started this week.
The cast is made of washed up celebrities that live together in Africa in the middle of nowhere in wild conditions and among wild niggers.
The jungle bunnies are true zulus dressed with animal clothes, tribal makeup and spears in the hand.
Brigitte seems to enjoy dancing with those niggers...

Jesus said...

Remember that movie "Cobra" she did with Stallone? Man was that a piece of shit film! LOL

Anonymous said...

Latest I heard of her:
http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,557217,00.html

She had a small TV appearance/mini-series about plastic surgery and basically did the Heidi Montag thing with lots of surgery at once...

Ed said...

That is one HUGE dude!

Anonymous said...

Bunch of sad, sorry fucks you lot! What's wrong with the lady trying to find love? Your racist ignorance shows - Flavor Flav has more money and brains than all her previous lovers/husbands ever did. And that includes Mr. Stallone you haters; ever hear of Public Enemy?! Tossers.

Anonymous said...

Reminds me of Cruella Devill.

Anonymous said...

In January 2012 she won the German version of the reality show "I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here!" and made 150.000 EUR.

She also will attend the famous Vienna Opera Ball in 2012.

She is still a star - and the ex of Rambo forever.

Anonymous said...

She was soooo hot in the 80's. and now, she's sooo NOT! She turned into total ghetto trash. It's too bad as I had a crush on her back then.

jervaise brooke hamster said...

I want to bugger Brigitte Nielson (as the bird was in 1981 when the bird was 18, not as the bird is now obviously).

J said...

Getting drumk in a park in LA:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/4472641/Sad-Brigitte-Nielsens-alcohol-binge-in-Los-Angeles-public-park.html

Anonymous said...

I guess that rehab didn't take. Substance abuse would explain the pramture aging.

Anonymous said...

Even if a lot of your statements are true - the fact remains that this whole website is NASTY. Seems to have been written by a jealous, major hypocrite!

So what if they are washed up!! ....being "non-washed up" in celebrity terms is the same as winning the lottery, after having won a lottery already (getting famous to begin with).
It is not just down to talent, unfortunately, but luck plays a major part.

If you had made this less plain mean and full of cheap shots, I'd have respected your trying to puncture the massive delusion that is worshipping of celebrities in the world.

If you just stuck to that, without attacking these people who failed (frequently just because they were not lucky enough) to maintain 'star status' ...as in if you actually ridiculed the whole idea of 'star status' and the worship of celebrities as Gods, well then I would instead have a lot of respect.

I don't for this website. And I consider it pretty low, cheap and wreaking with jealousy and hypocrisy, that you are so merciless in crucifying people who don't live up to a standard that you are in fact holding up: so what if they may be washed up- what is SO very great or better about being a 'star'!!??

Anonymous said...

I dream about this chick sometimes. Unfortunatly I wake up having deficated.