Friday, February 02, 2007

Mayim Bialik

Mayim Bialik is a former child star who played the title character on the TV show Blossom. Blossom was a sitcom that originally aired on NBC from 1991-1995. Blossom was the only girl in the Russo family on the show. The show centered on Blossom's whiny exploits throughout high school as she discovered boys and came of age.

I was not a fan of Blossom. I personally thought that the show sucked, although I will admit that it was fairly popular and I did watch it a few times when there was nothing else on. I personally never thought that Bialik was attractive. She had nice hair, but she was certainly not a heartthrob. However, she was presentable enough for Blossom to last on NBC for four full seasons.

Some girls are unattractive in their youths and later mature into good-looking babes. Other girls have exactly the opposite experience - morphing from good-looking youths into ugly adults. Bialik does not fall into either of these categories - she was certainly not a hot babe as a youth and her barely presentable looks have completely faded over the 12 years since Blossom went off the air. I saw Bialik on an E! True Hollywood Story last year and was shocked when I saw her. She is really bloated and appears to have gained about 50-75 pounds, making her look almost like a mirror image of a tubby Dennis Haskins. These are the best recent pictures that I could find of the obese Bialik:

Bialik's career is pretty washed-up at this point. Nobody wants to hire an obese and unattractive actress to star in a TV show or movie. The only roles being offered to Bialik are for playing fat people, such as her recent role on the TV show Fat Actress that was watched by about three people nationwide before it was cancelled. All of this makes Mayim Bialik one washed-up celebrity!


*** Update - February 27, 2008 ***

The paparazzi over at TMZ.com posted this recent picture of Bialik on their website. The ironic thing is that, as pointed out in a comment on the TMZ page, Bialik appears to be wearing dog tags!

63 comments:

Anonymous said...

She has a beak-nose, it's hideous.

Don't forget Jodie Sweetin of 'Full House' fame - she disappeared from the limelight, married a cop, and became a crystal meth addict.

Fagbusters said...

AAH!!! HOLY TITFUCKING SHIT!

WELL PLAYED, ASSMASTER.

Anonymous said...

IT'S A MAN, BABY!

Deucer said...

Haha, don't ask me why but I thought she was dead.

She's so tubby she could probably get a part in the next Dustin Diamond porno.

Anonymous said...

I read she was a fattie in "Fat Actress" because she was pregnant, yeah right.

Anonymous said...

I had no idea she was that bitch from "Beaches" until I clicked her profile. I thought she looked familiar.

diamondcutter said...

By looking at her IMDB profile, the only work she can get lately is for voice work for cartoons...

Anonymous said...

oh man
http://www.retrojunk.com/details_tvshows/242-blossom/

Anonymous said...

You should do one with Melissa Joan Hart from Sabrina the Teenage Witch...this is her now:
http://sothathappened.typepad.com/main/images/melissa_joan_hart_gi_1.jpg

JewveBeenFramed said...

Holyshit, Clarissa got fucking fat.

Anonymous said...

Clarissa just had a baby like a month ago, so of course she's going to be big.
I have no opinion on Mayim, but am looking forward to the inevitable article on Joey Lawrence and his equally worthless brothers. Whoa indeed

Anonymous said...

She was pregnant! She also quit acting because she's some kind of genius and does something else making mass money.

JewveBeenFramed said...

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She was pregnant! She also quit acting because she's some kind of genius and does something else making mass money.
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If we're talking about Mayim then she probably became a lawyer or a doctor.

As for Clarissa I'll let her off if you she just had a baby.

Anonymous said...

she briefly appeared in season 5 of curb your enthusiasm, although, unlike many guest stars, she didn't play herself. she played a wishy-washy lesbian, alongside a bunch of bull dikes, including rosie o'donnell. if it wasnt for IMDB i wouldn't have known it was her; she's hideous. sometimes art ought to imitates life: lesbianism may be her only option

Anonymous said...

Melissa Joan Hart looks like a dopehead in that picture, geez, did she spend all her money on Arby's and coke.

Anonymous said...

I liked that show because of her friend Six's ghetto booty

Anonymous said...

Let's see: She's happily married, has a healthy baby, and is finishing up her Phd in neuroscience. I think you people criticizing her are the washed up losers.

JewveBeenFramed said...

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Let's see: She's happily married, has a healthy baby, and is finishing up her Phd in neuroscience. I think you people criticizing her are the washed up losers.
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She has a Phd in ugly and you have one in stupidity! I hate you homophobes so much!!! She is nothing to me. I've starred in more videos than she has had hot dinners which is quite a lot from looking at her. In short, she is a loser and so are you for defending the fat washed up hasbeen.

Anonymous said...

Wow do all fags care about is looks? shallow ass holes!

Anonymous said...

Don't you shitheads have anything better to do than rip someone apart like this - who cares how much weight she may have gained -we'll await your guest appearance on Curb Your Enthusiasm or profile on imdb shall we - don't hold your breath.....on second thoughts, please do!

Anonymous said...

Bialik has a Ph.D. in neuroscience. She's also not screwed up like many ex-child actors -- tragedies like Brad Renfro and Jon Brandis.

And to anyone who can see beyond "Baywatch" plastic good looks, Bialik is a hottie and a half. Michael Stone had better be good to her, because a lot of us are waiting in line ...

Anonymous said...

"She is really bloated and appears to have gained about 50-75 pounds, making her look almost like a mirror image of a tubby Dennis Haskins. These are the best recent pictures that I could find of the obese Bialik:"

You should really consider killing yourself.

Anonymous said...

She may be a washed up ACTRESS, but the show offered all the youth on it free schooling and she took great advantage of that. She stayed in school for like 15 years and is now a crazy nuero-brain-doctor guy, THAT'S AMAZING!

Anonymous said...

What a group of assholes who have to rag on someone who had enough talent (unlike yourselfs) to star in their own show. Most of you zeros are likely working low end jobs that are going no where. That is if you are even working.

Anonymous said...

Uh...I wouldn't exactly say she's "washed up." She was accepted at both Harvard and Yale, but chose to attend UCLA where she earned a Ph.D in neuroscience and is now a neurosurgeon. Dr. Bialik chose to leave Hollywood behind and actually contribute something meaningful to society. How many of you can say that YOU have had as much success in life as Mayim Bialik? Now, get off your computer and go back to work. That slurpee machine isn't going to operate itself!

Anonymous said...

That's the uglyest MAN I've ever seen. On the fat actress...fuck, she's hideous!!!

frank said...

Would all you losers please join me for a group shot October 1, 2008 at la Jolla beach. I would love to see your gorgeous beauties. With any luck the sharks will join us and you can feed them.

Hope the Sharks do not lose their appetite

www.american-justice.us

Anonymous said...

Is it me or does it seem like Mayim got beat with an ugly stick?

Anonymous said...

You do realize she was pregnant in those pictures??? You are very stupid.

Anonymous said...

that is one ugly fucking cunt

Anonymous said...

She looks like what she should look like-a regular person. She is off the charts intelligent , has I am sure a great husband and kid. Graduated from college-working on a Phd, if I am not mistaken. Respect is due.

seo san diego said...

Accepted to Harvard and Yale, awarded an Ph.D in Neuroscience, was an star of a series in the early 90's, happily married and mother of two children.

Washed up? Hardly. If you mean she doesn't have herpes, isn't bulimic, doesn't do cocaine regularly, doesn't have her life splashed on US Weekly then, yes, in Hollywood terms she is definitely washed up.

Innomen said...

This is in extremely poor taste.

News flash, how much you want a fuck a woman is not an indication of her personal worth one way or the other.

All you kids need to go jerk off, seriously.

seo san diego: Bravo!

Anonymous said...

Just because she's not had countless Botox injections, plastic surgery ops, Zepellin sized breast implants and doesn't have a face plastered with makeup doesn't mean she's a loser. As someone else on here commented, she had major success in a hugely successful TV sitcom and appeared in movies, has a happy marriage with two healthy kids and apparently is super-intelligent, so who are the losers here?? No doubt the idiots who are making so many derogatory, nasty comments about here on a site like this. All you guys who do that are probably sitting around all day watching TV or surfing the internet, stuffing your faces with fast food, swigging beer and sleeping, so don't think for a second you're not the losers!!

Anonymous said...

She has accomplished more in her life than most of us ever will. She is a wonderful mother, and a gentle hearted soul who does so much in her community. I applaud her and have tremendous respect for all she has accomplished in life.

Anonymous said...

I admire her. I am about to embark on a PhD in science as well, and I wish that I could be half as successful as she is. This site is really awful and I hope she never sees it.

Anonymous said...

yeah, i thought she quit acting and went to get her phd. i think she went to UCLA.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I really thought her resemblance to Bette Midler (aka homeliness) would take her farther.

Anonymous said...

I have a feeling all these supporters here ARE her! How would you know she's a wonderful and caring mother in a happy marriage? Sheesh. She's still washed up, and for an actress who supposedly made her mark in a comedic arena, she has no apparet sense of comedic timing or wittiness, on or off-screen. Have you ever seen her interviewed? What a bore. Plus her eyes are squinty and weird.

Anonymous said...

You guys are a bunch of losers yourself if all you can do is make nasty comments out of jealousy. You wish you were this successful in life, she was a great actress and it was a fun show. And to go on to a great career beyond the limelight. And you have to remember that how many child stars got fucked up, here's one who didn't.

Anonymous said...

The only show I remember her from was John Laroquette's, as his daughter. Her acting career may be over but she's very successful in real world terms. Btw, she had a small part in a recent episode of the Fox show, 'Bones', which she probably did for the hell of it, cause she sho' don't need the money...
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1412815/

Nat said...

Actually her work on Prada Willey syndrome was fascinating, although I'm sure you're too busy worrying about important stuff like the shape of people's noses and their weight to understand what that means.

Anonymous said...

Mayim rocks. Mayim just stop acting. She went to college and got an education. I am sure she is very busy in the "real world". She don't need to prove herself as an actress, because she proved herself as an humanitarian.
I am a big Blossom fan, the topics really hit home. That show was one of the few shows that had a lot of serious plots. I loved the work everyone put in the show.

Anonymous said...

She got a PhD in Neuroscience. You can call her washed up when you get a PhD in Neuroscience.

Its easy to make fun of vacuous celebrities (washed up or not), but do some research first. Every once in a while, they're up to something more important than your entertainment (which is an intrinsic infinite waste-basin of time and energy).

Anonymous said...

What kind of inbred redneck cunt refers to someone who went on to get a PhD in Neuroscience as washed up?
Like if you can't jack off to pics of her the same way you do to pics of Sarah Palin and your daughter/sister/cousin that's just it? jeez louise....

Anonymous said...

Mayim was the subject of the season opener to "What not to Wear." She has a completely new look. She's a hottie now. She has a tiny body, smaller than you would think in her old clothing as she was wearing stuff that was 2-3 sizes too big (from her two pregnancies). She also got a new hair cut and a fresh make-up look.

Go Mayam! She's slowly getting back into acting, and she'll be appearing in a few episodes of "Saving Grace" in July.

From watching the show, she is funny as hell, very articulate, smart as hell, and nicely quirky. No wonder her husband married her.

Anonymous said...

I just seen her in a new episode of "What not to wear" because she dresses like a homeless bag lady. When they got her in form fitting clothes I was amazed how thin she was. Although after they did her hair and makeup she was still a bit on the fugly side.

Anonymous said...

I think she's great...not stuck up and drugged up like alot of celebrities. She has recently had two children...the "bloated" look was probably when she was pregnant. Super smart, super together, and super family...kinda makes the people on this site look washed up.

Anonymous said...

"I had no idea she was that bitch from "Beaches" until I clicked her profile. I thought she looked familiar."


uuhhh...she was a little kid.

scorpio said...

Mayim is a talented highly intelligent young woman who has achieved a great deal in her life. As a busy mother, student, wife, she did let her "style" go, but she is also dressing very conservatively because she is an orthodox Jew. She is totally admirable for her achievements and her good sense. Those immature boys, who seem never to have advanced beyond 7th grade are apparently incapable of recognizing anything as admirable beyond pysical attractiveness. I don't care if my doctor is pretty, just whether he or she is smart!

Anonymous said...

I never saw Blossom, that type of show never appealed to me. However, I recently saw Mayim on What Not to Wear and was very impressed at what how intelligent and charismatic a person she is. Whittly, intelligent, funny and totally unpretentious. It's no wonder how she got a TV show even though she's noty a self absorbed hollywood "hottie".

Anonymous said...

I think she's very pretty.

jdrainmx said...

Aren't you being a little harsh? Yes she wasn't and still isn't a "hottie" -but its not like she was ugly or anything. I'm sure if she dropped a little weight, then she would look so much better.

Weight loss, a good haircut, natural makeup, and a good wardrobe can do wonders. Anyway, its not like she's hopeless in the looks department.

Anonymous said...

wow..you are soo judgemental. I don't know what you look like..but your heart is hideous.

Anonymous said...

Mayim has accomplished a lot. She has a PhD and a successful family. She is NOT washed up. She's almost too good for hollywood now because she's not a total airhead and can STAY married for longer than five seconds, is not wrapped up in her looks and isn't addicted to anything but her jewish faith. Mayim rocks and as a Blossom fan I am proud of her.

Anonymous said...

I'm not sure, but I think she was in an episode of Saving Grace a few weeks ago.

EricPost said...

She looks like she was raped with an ugly stick

Anonymous said...

Why dont some of you get a life. The girl has a brain and beauty. Anyone making these comments have a phD in neuroscience?..

Anonymous said...

Oh, poor Mayim! She's not some scantily clad Hollywood floozie. No, she just a neuroscientist and an awesome mother. Dang. She really must be a wash up because there's nothing to life except for being eye candy on TV.

Anonymous said...

conservative jew. they are the chosen people? nobody sees it but them. so arrogant.

The Miniature Mage said...

I think you've been told, but let me repeat it. Mayim Bialik does not need to look good for you or any other people who have only a fraction of her intellectual capacity. She was not put on this planet for your pleasure but to accomplish things you will never hope to accomplish, should you continue to waste your lives being overly concerned with the worship of insipid, starving starlets.

For those of you who pay your bills with this dreck, well, I guess you're doing something. For the rest of you, try doing something, and then maybe your opinion will matter, but probably not to Mayim!

Try to remember that you could not indulge your obsession with the human body, if not for the efforts of the human mind. Photographs, magazines, television, movies and the internet were not created by skinny drug addicts with silicone implants. These were created by very intelligent people who were often called losers by the ones who wanted to look at skinny drug addicts with silicone implants.

Anonymous said...

to bring some balance to this ridiculous discussion. i dont think most of you actually know what a PhD is. it's not exactly something to hold in high regard or to set as an ultimate goal. especially the field she got her degree in. she is not a "real doctor" in the terms most of you think.

shes obviously not a failure, but clearly not a huge success either in "real life".

also, with celebs like Mayim or Jon Taylor Thomas i always read comments "they left hollywood on their own to become a success in real life". if that was true, then why do these actors IMDB pages have a long list of guest appearances, voice work, etc? they are still clearly trying to get their acting careers back.

Anonymous said...

i have a hard time believing that this many people would be coming to Mayims defense. not that she doesnt deserve it, but that i doubt this many people these days even know who she is. im convinced that this thread got back to either Mayim or friends/family & they are post all of the defense comments.