Saturday, June 02, 2007

Carrot Top (Scott Thompson)

Carrot Top, born Scott Thompson on February 25, 1965 is a prop comedian well known for his various comedy appearances as colleges, his curly red hair, and his frequent appearances on TV shows and in commercials. Carrot Top spends fifteen weeks a year doing live performances in Las Vegas at the MGM Grand Casino and does over 100 shows a year on tour.

I actually saw Carrot Top's act when he visited my college in the mid-late 1990s. I don't remember if it was funny, although I concede that it may have been because I don't have negative memories of it. Back then, Carrot Top was very skinny and, of course, had his fruity curly red hairdo.




Carrot Top is unique among comedians in that his comedic material is focused almost entirely on the use of various props. His financial success had bred much jealous and dislike among fellow comedians, many of whom frequently trash him as being hack. Craig Kilborn, for example, was apparently very mean to Carrot Top during a 1999 appearance on The Daily Show. (It's strange that Craig Kilborn of all people would make fun of Carrot Top, because Kilborn's late night talk show totally sucked.)

In 1998 Carrot Top starred in the critically panned box office flop Chairman of the Board. The movie reportedly cost over $10 million to make, but only garnered $306,000 in box office receipts.

In 2001 Carrot Top took up bodybuilding and morphed from a scrawny little dork into a brawny effeminate fruit. Rumors abound that Carrot Top has been "juicing" his body with steroids. It really would not surprise me to find out that he is all juiced up on steroids, and possibly also on Human Growth Hormone (HGH), which causes one's entire skeletal structure to expand. Look at these pictures of a buff Carrot Top - something about his face looks very abnormal, and it's not just because he was ugly to begin with.

It is possible that Carrot Top isn't on HGH, but that bad plastic surgery is the source of his odd look. Rumors do abound about Carrot Top's alleged plastic surgery. There are also many rumors that Carrot Top is gay or bisexual. Based on the amount of mascara and eyeliner that Carrot Top is wearing in the picture below, I have to believe that Carrot Top does "play for the other team." Moreover, the unofficial Carrot Top message forum appears to be run by openly gay fans of Carrot Top.

Unlike many of the washed-up celebrities profiled on this website, Carrot Top has been very successful at what he does and claims to make $10 million per year. However, Carrot Top became washed up once he decided to become a body builder a few years ago. Therefore, for the reasons discussed above, Carrot Top is one washed up celebrity!

*** Update - September 27, 2007 ***

TMZ.com had this recent picture of Carrot Top posted on its website today. Carrot Top must be taking some crazy steroids or HGH, because his deltoids look very unnatural. I have been in many gyms over the years, yet I have never seen anyone with shoulder muscles that bulged out laterally like Carrot Top's:



*** Update - March 29, 2012 ***

I recently discovered this video clip of Carrot Top that was posted by TMZ in February 2012. In this clip Carrot Top looks much smaller and no longer has the physique of a bodybuilder. Carrot Top claimed that he stopped lifting and currently only does cardio workouts. One has to wonder whether Carrot Top had a health scare that forced him to give up weightlifting "supplements"...


67 comments:

JewveBeenFramed said...

I think Carrot Top looks like a sexy transsexual. I wonder if he has had the full op down below? I hope not as I really hope to someday cross pork swords with The Top and force a shit down his throat!

Anonymous said...

What's going on with his face? It looks a bit like a female bodybuilder - is he taking oestrogen supplements or something?!

diamondcutter said...

about time we got a profile of CT... didn't he get his start on Star Search or something like that?

Anonymous said...

I think the Top is hot! I'd love to drop a load in his orange ass! Craig Kilborn is a no talent asshole, the Top should go find him and crush him with his muscular ass cheeks!

Anonymous said...

What a disgusting piece of shit this guy is. His fucking "comedy" sucks major league donkey cock as well. I honestly don't think I'll be able to sleep ever again after looking at those bodybuilder pics...

diamondcutter said...

His comedy is bad, but still better than Screech's...

Movie Fan said...

I honestly don't remember how funny he was when I saw him while I was in college, but he couldn't have been all that bad. He looks weird as hell, but his annual salary is several times larger than Screech's lifetime Saved By Bell Bell earnings (Screech claims to have made $2 million from the show).

jasonpriesly said...

his fan forum reminds me of flowers

Anonymous said...

Carrot Top was in Chairman of the Board which starred Jack Warden. Jack was known for sodomizing a young but still an asshole Mike Oliverius Ponce on the set of Problem Child. Anyone know if Jack gave Carrot Crotch the same "star treatment"?

Anonymous said...

DIE already cattor top! Nobody likes you! Your a fag who has YET to come out. Your a nobody && you will ALWAYS be a nobody. YEA we get it, They call you carrot top because you have red hair. HELLOooO RED hair is NOTHING new. I have red hair and Im not a loser like you! DIE Beoutch DIE!!!

Dustin Diamond said...

I would like to see him sing some Rage Against The Machine covers.

He is so hot that I think I would suck his penis (if it's not too big).

saturn96 said...

he's one annoying untalented anal-agressive meat beating dickslap who should be made to swallow his own cum.

Interceptor3 said...

I want to be his slave. Man, I sure would let him whip me good and then I would have sex with him! I wonder if he lives near Baldwin Hills?

Anonymous said...

he looks as if he should be queen of the bungholes! hape hape he looks like a buttrape.

Inniquea said...

I think he is gorgeous... I guess I've just got a thing for curly skinny red-head guys with nice arms... I really do find him sexy! Don't tell my b.f.!

David Toronto said...

I get the idea that the transformation is a vain call of:

"look at me".

If he had quality material to work with why would he want to so radically change himself?

To me, it's just a last-ditch desperate measure to stay "successful".

Anonymous said...

why does criss angel hang out with him maybe him criss paris hilton had threesom

Anonymous said...

Been to Vegas 4 times. I've seen Carrot Top's show every time and he's hilarious. Sure he looks like a freak, but you guys are just pissed that he's a success.

Move on with your life already.

Anonymous said...

Man you people are asswholes carrot top is fine as hell and hilarious.
id wreck that shit.

Anonymous said...

10 million dollars and he's washed up? lol

Igor Neigh said...

Is there any truth to the story that he regularly goes to McDonalds and orders a Big Mac, then carefully replaces the two all-beef patties with two corn and peanut-filled logs of shit before washing it all down with a quart of donkey piss?

Just curious.

Anonymous said...

He also played a brief photo cameo in The Hangover

Kristyl said...

ct is fine as hell. ive seen his naked body one more than one occasion and its bangin. btw...im a girl, and a sexy one at that.

Samantha said...

I'd hit that. seen him three times while i was on vacation. (over 10 days) and criss angel. ummm. 3 way!!! I'm a girl btw. xx

Anonymous said...

^^^ I would also hit it.

- A Guy

Anonymous said...

Gay he would go to the bookstore on Spring Mountain and get gloryhole blowjobs. In & out very quick

Vance said...

All you kids...and I do mean "Kids" you know who you are?? The one's with the negative comment's... bashing someone you actually know nothing about!! Typical with shallow minds!!! And all you gay and he's a fag comment's..from many years of experience..."The One that screams Faggot the most and loudest"....dreams about it at night!! Your trying to show the world that your appauled...But...we all know the truth!! "True" Straight men are comfortable with there sexuality and could care less..unless ya Try to hump there leg!! Other wise they could give a shit LESS!!! So...because you scream so loud about something that really has "Nothing to do with You".. it tell EVERYBODY...who and what you really are!!!! Now...all you screamers...."Bend over"!!!

Anonymous said...

i can't help but read all of these comments, now thats some funny shit

Anonymous said...

He makes 10 million a year. And that's "washed up"?

Well all i can say is i wish i was "washed up" too.

Anonymous said...

it is quite obvious that all the haters and lovers on here are gay. I just read an article online and it turns out that Mr. Carrot Top is straight. Straight as an arrow. Why do people hate other people who are different? After all, in the words of Depeche Mode, "People are people", right?

Anonymous said...

Is it even possible to build shoulder muscles into that shape? Looks like implants gone wrong to me...

Anonymous said...

Is it odd that I see his body, think dirty thoughts, then look at his face and head and am suddenly ashamed?

Anita Cocsuker said...

I wonder if his butthole carpet matches his ginger drapes

Anonymous said...

@ samantha and kristyl your both retards if u think noone culd figure out your gender from your names... And vance, i love being cynical too but if it falls on deaf ears then why bother? Btw... CT is just another person. His job is doing shows n comedy... Get off his dick.

Anonymous said...

It's simple....Carrot Top not funny at all. He's just a fucking asshole!

Eddie r said...

His shoulders are gross looking! Instead of wasting money on plastic surgery, he should hire someone to write some material for him.

Anonymous said...

NO plastic surgery. He was def on roids. Not rumors, completely true. I sold Scott his first cycle in Orlando. He then went on to take HGH. He continued to shoot in his shoulders hence that strange look, and from my source ..it seems that he got an abscess and had to stop..

Christopher said...

He's washed up because he is a bodybuilder? lol Okay, this one was really desperate and grasping at straws for someone being washed up, which he definitely is not.

JDR said...

He mainly looks odd and/or effeminate because of the permanent make up tattoos.He has had his eyebrows and eyeliner inked on. He may regret it now, but they are difficult tattoos to remove.

Anonymous said...

Looks like that kid from M.A.S.K

Anonymous said...

He's playing at the Luxor in Las Vegas at the moment

E Norma Skok said...

hes not gay but the dude he blows might be

RenoRod said...

I seen Car Top in Reno in '98 and thought his show was funny. Bought a t-shirt and left with no regrets. Love you man!

Anonymous said...

Haha I meet him thier in a glory hole

diamondcutter said...

Do you realize that every one of you posting comments is gay?

Sharon said...

I have always thought about how sexy he is...!!! Damn sexy!!!

Anonymous said...

He's got problems seen him at cracker barrell at michigan state when I went in the bathroom he offered me fifty buck to let him blow me

Anonymous said...

Do you realize that you are gay for posting that?

Anonymous said...

Fuk the top

Anonymous said...

I heard he recently had his penis surgically removed and reattached in his own ass.

Anonymous said...

Yea he's a real POS

Anonymous said...

This is hilarious! And yes..the fag haters are definetely closet dick lovers...its obvious to everyone but you..and how is a guy makin g $10 million a year washed up...that's the fucking stupidest shit I ever heard. Personally I agree the face abd muscles are weird, but what would you di with $10 million a year. Chill out and face the facts, you are all bigger loosers than him..right??? How many of you make what he does?? None of you!!!! Lmfao!!!

wayne moises said...

Scott"Carrot Top"Thompson(1965-2013)Rest in Peace. Condolence!!! Requiscat im Pace Rest.in Peace. In Memoriam died in the grace of our lord 7-6-2013 of car accident at 9:45 pm at the age of 48 he is the prop comedian and rival to Gallagher a melon smasher as well also Joey Bishop dubbed "Ace Comedian of Sin City".and I missed him already he is the youngest actor in countless films tv and Internet video shows concerts live etc.thanks for the information about your comments.from:Wayne

Cloudgiant said...

His current net is 75 million and he rakes in 10 million more a year by failing, apparently from the feels I have read here.

He seems to make people upset just by existing, and for that...I salute him.

wayne moises said...

He is a prop comedian/performer died of car accident in Las Vegas several months ago since July 8 2013 and I missed him now and the fans in Las Vegas .Thanks for the information.From:Wayne

Ronald McFarland said...

Carrot top is not a juicer, it took him ten years to get buff. Also being a body builder does not make a person washed up, that is the stupidest thing I have ever heard, just look at Ah-nold, or Vin diesel, the Rock (Dwane Johnson), every football player in the NFL. I SERIOUSLY doubt that he is on HGH either, his bone structure would look vastly different if he did. People need to stop thinking that every person that is big & muscular must be on steroids, just because most people are too lazy to work out and get in shape doesn't mean that those who do are taking steroids, they all take supplements like protein, nitro fuel, creatine, vitamins and many other perfectly legal supplements. As for the make up? Who the heck knows? He has always been strange, but I don't think he's gay, I've seen him with too many girls for him to be a fruit cake, but if he is, that is his business, nobody else's, he is the one who will have to answer to GOD for it, but the anyone who doesn't accept Yeshua (Jesus) as Lord, as the risen Son Of GOD, as GOD incarnate, will not be going to heaven, so sin is sin, it doesn't matter what you've done, without Yeshua as your Saviour, you can't be forgiven.

Kayle Broflivsky said...

im sorry, carrot top's funny and all. but why all the steroid, gay, bi, or what not gossip? Really. he's just a comedian. and you brain blow job gossip loving pessimists are really not in tune. 2014! catch up boys!besides, i dont know WHY IM here, but you guys with the HUUUUUGE defense comment are REALLY wasting your time. :/

Anonymous said...

He's a closet queen... big ol' homo bottom boy from cocoa beach florida... had more pecker in his azzzz that he can prob remember. ewwwwwwww

Anonymous said...

Hey Ronald. Hate to burst your bubble but scott started doing steroids in 1999-2000 when he lived in Orlando prior to moving out west, Fact! He also stopped doing steroid since he became very sick from an abcess in his shoulder, Fact! Either way, who cares and Yes he is funny!

Anonymous said...

I have a finger in my ass whole. I'm thinking of Carrot Top in well worn cotton panties.

Anonymous said...

Carrot Top is gross looking but if that's what he wants then that's what he wants.

Anonymous said...

This guy reminds me of a pumkin. A very unstable, disturbed, and possibly diseased pumkin.

Anonymous said...

Carrot Top is the poster child for how freedom can be a bad thing.

Jess Baker said...

Best ever! Thank you!

BillyTheFlid said...

He had a small part on a docu about Hecklers, whining about how he's often shouted down at his stand-up shows by audience members shouting stuff like "I want a refund", "You're about as funny as AIDS" and "Are you pre- or post-op?"

Anonymous said...

Strange that everyone here seems hesitant to share their true feelings about Mr. Top.

Terry Mcgee said...

Carrot Top is a liar! His ugly biceps were the result of Synthol use. He can make claims about steroids all he wants. Steroids will not give you ugly looking muscles. How stupid does he think the public is? Do a google search on Synthol, and you will see what I am talking about. This tranny is so full of ginger shit! Tell the truth you ginger tran man!