Dustin Diamond (2007 Celebrity Fit Club Appearance - Episode VIII)

Episode VIII (Season Finale) - June 17, 2007

The eighth, and final, episode of Celebrity Fit Club began at the same track stadium as did the first episode. Dustin Diamond was being a super-bitch as usual and said that he wasn’t going to over-exert himself. As he had many times previously, Diamond was dead weight to his team. He said, “I’m not giving it my all… I could do more, but I don’t think I’m gonna.”

Maureen McCormick was upset with Diamond and asked him to not give up. Diamond replied, “It’s not giving up, it’s quitting.” Diamond appeared to be enjoying piss off his teammates by quitting. Diamond claimed that Maureen selfishly wanted Diamond to continue in the track events. He said, “You wanted me to go for your benefit.” As Maureen pled with Diamond to continue competing, Diamond rudely said to Maureen, "I feel like you're trying to talk me into bed."


Diamond subsequently threatened to screw over his team by not showing up at the season finale’s weigh-in. Diamond said, “I could not show up tomorrow and everybody is screwed.” Maureen said, “Dustin pissed me off. This is the last event and he’s walking away.”

Harvey called Diamond a "cockroach" and said he had hardly any respect for him. Da Brat mentioned, “Boy, if I see him on the street, I’m gonna have to fuck him up.”

Diamond told Ross the Intern that he managed to keep to the strategy he laid out in the first episode (i.e., of losing weight despite eating crap and not working out). Ross replied, “You also managed to make seven other people not like you very much.”


At the end of the track and field segment, Diamond said, “Am I an ass because of the way I deliver the truth or am I an ass because I speak the truth?” Diamond also said, “I would rather eat a turd than come back to another Fit Camp. It doesn’t even have to be a human turd … just a turd.” It was unclear as to whether Diamond would eat a turd unleashed by fellow washed-up celebrity Dennis Haskins (Mr. Belding from Saved by The Bell).

Next, the entire cast was shown in the weigh-in room for the final time. During Kimberly Locke’s weigh-in, Kimberley complained about Diamond’s behavior on the show. Diamond was clearly annoyed, as he kept making faces while Kimberley was talking.

Diamond was the last person to be weighed. When Ant called his name to walk up to the scale, Diamond said, “D-man walking … that’s the truth.” Apparently that comment was meant to be funny, but nobody was laughing. Diamond had a good weigh-in, losing 13 pounds, mostly likely due to the fat burners he admitted to taking during the previous episode’s weigh-in ceremony.

When Dr. Ian Smith told Diamond he should try to lose weight in a healthier manner, Diamond became very combative in an almost childlike way. Diamond claimed that Smith was upset that he lost so much weight by eating crap because that would somehow hurt the sales of Smith’s diet books.

Stacey Kaiser, the show’s psychotherapist, told Smith not to argue with Diamond because Diamond was nothing more than an “isolated, lonely guy.”

A video clip of Diamond making fun of Da Brat and Cledus Judd was subsequently played. Diamond wore a wig that resembled Princess Leia’s hairdo from Star Wars (it was supposed to resemble Da Brat) and pretended to be Da Brat. He said, “All I know is my nuts is killing me.”

Diamond subsequently put on another wig and pretended to be Cledus. The Cledus wig had only a few hairs on it and was apparently meant to poke fun at the hair plugs that Cledus appears to have gotten during the course of the season. While pretending to be Cledus, Diamond said, “[I] got my plugs… You got ta do it… Don’t get me talking about my daughter … my daughter! Waahaa!!!” Diamond also did some fake crying to make fun of Cledus’ typical fragile emotional state.

Cledus was irate with Diamond and stood up and started walking toward the scale. Cledus said, “Fuck you! … You’re a loser, Dustin.” Meanwhile, Harvey said to Cledus, “He ain’t worth it. This piece of shit is out of here!” During this exchange that Diamond completely provoked, Diamond started complaining about a “hostile work environment” and said, “My lawyer is gonna be on the phone immediately.”

Everyone was up in arms with Diamond’s childish and unprovoked attacks on Cledus and Da Brat. Stacey Kaiser said, “It wasn’t funny. It was sad.” Da Brat mentioned, “Your stupid ass thought it was funny. It's not funny. Nobody laughed.” Diamond was proud of himself and said to Harvey, “I am a winner tonight.” Harvey replied, “I have no respect for you. Now get the fuck off the scale.”


The entire cast was subsequently instructed to head outside to the large balance scale. Diamond was frightened by Cledus and snuck out a side door to avoid a confrontation with the other cast members. As the teams were weighed on the scale, Ant announced that Diamond’s team had won due to the hard work of Tiffany, Maureen, and Ross the Intern. It was notable that Ant did not give any praise to Diamond.

At the end of the episode, an interview with Da Brat was shown where she had some choice words for Diamond. Da Brat said,

"Dustin showed the true person that he is, and I guess that’s an asshole. He needs attention. His life is miserable. Nobody wants to cast Screech. You know what I’m saying? So, I’m sorry. It’s not our fault. Don’t take it out on other people. We’re proud of what we’ve done. We’ve had great success here. We love the show. We love everybody else except him, and I’ve met amazing people and it’s been a wonderful ride."

The season ended and it was obvious that everyone hated Diamond. I was amazed at what an ass he was on the show. It's obvious that Diamond deserves all of the ridicule he receives on the Internet and in real life. Diamond expects everyone to kiss his ass because he played the annoying Screech. Unfortunately for Diamond, nobody respects him for playing Screech.


***Be sure to check out my other Dustin Diamond entries:
Dustin Diamond - Celebrity Fit Club Episode I
Dustin Diamond - Celebrity Fit Club Episode II
Dustin Diamond - Celebrity Fit Club Episode III
Dustin Diamond - Celebrity Fit Club Episode IV
Dustin Diamond - Celebrity Fit Club Episode V
Dustin Diamond - Celebrity Fit Club Episode VI
Dustin Diamond - Celebrity Fit Club Episode VII
Dustin Diamond - The Early Years
Dustin Diamond - (2000 - Present)
Dustin Diamond - (2008 Celebrity Fit Club: Boot Camp Appearance)

Dustin Diamond (2007 Celebrity Fit Club Appearance - Episode VII)

Episode VII - June 10, 2007

The seventh episode of Celebrity Fit Club began at a BMX dirt bike racing course. Harvey informed the cast members that Dustin Diamond was returning to the show that day and everyone was upset. Tiffany said “Throwing Dustin in the mix is like sentencing us to death. Really, you know … it’s terrible.” Da Brat mentioned, “It was just so nice without him.”


When he showed up, he offered no explanation for his absence from the previous episode. Harvey told Diamond, “Personally I don’t think you deserve any more attention than a freaking cockroach.”

During the BMX race, the men on the teams raced against each other, followed by the women racing against themselves. During warm-up laps, Diamond showed just how weak and out of shape he was when he fell off of his bike. Diamond clearly realized that he was a complete wimp and started pretending that he was sick, laying the groundwork for his eventual weak excuse following his pathetic performance in the bike race. Harvey didn’t believe Diamond’s excuses and said, “He’s full of shit. There’s nothing wrong with him.”

After the warm-up laps, the men raced against each other. Diamond’s effort was absolutely awful and he showed the world that he is a 100% pussy as he was smoked by Cledus, Warren G, and Ross the Intern in the race, finishing a distant fourth place in the race. Diamond was supposed to race a second time, but he wanted to wimp out and quit. He claimed that he was sick and wanted a “sick pass” so that he wouldn’t have to race the course a second time. The show’s doctor examined Diamond and said that Diamond’s pulse was normal and he seemed to be ok to compete. Absolutely nobody believed Diamond’s excuses that he was too dizzy and sick to compete and Diamond eventually returned to the starting line for a second race.

During the second race, Diamond quickly fell far behind and then gave up and got off of his bike and quit. In quitting, Diamond showed that he’s an even bigger joke and loser in real-life than his old character Screech was on Saved By The Bell. When Diamond quit, Harvey said, “You gotta be shitting me. That is fucking pathetic!”

After the second race, Cledus, the winner of the race, seemed to be annoyed that Diamond was getting so much camera time despite his pathetic efforts. Da Brat said, “We’ve seen him quit before. It’s nothing new.”

Next, the cast was shown entering into the weigh-in room on the next day. It was kind of funny because Diamond appeared to be 100% healthy, despite his protestations the day before that he was too sick to compete in the bike race. Diamond was wearing an obnoxious shirt that read “Star of the Show.” When asked later about the shirt, Diamond said, “I like this shirt. I’m all about truth and logic. I’m back and I’m dressed to kill.”

Everyone who saw Diamond’s shirt when he walked in had annoyed looks on their faces. Ant asked Ross and Tiffany what they thought about Diamond’s return to the show, and both indicated that they thought that Diamond had rudely disrespected their Fit Club team.

Kimberley Locke was the first person to be weighed in. When asked about Diamond’s return, she poked fun at what a pathetic loser he is and said that Diamond’s return to the show would make it easier for her team to win. The clear implication, of course, was that Diamond was dead weight and that his chunky ass would drag down his team.

Cledus was one of the next people weighed in. When Cledus found out he lost his entire target weight for the show, he was so happy that he said he was going to go outside and jump in the pool. Everyone except Diamond followed Cledus outside to the pool, into which Cledus and Kimberley did jump. As he stayed behind, Diamond said, “I’ve seen someone jump in a pool before.”


Diamond was the last person to be weighed. Diamond lost the five pounds he had gained during his previous appearance on the show, and his weight dropped to 200 lbs. When asked how he lost the weight, Diamond said that he had been taking Zantrax-3, a fat burning supplement. When he mentioned his supplement use, Warren G was livid, and considered Diamond’s drug usage to constitute cheating.

During his weigh-in, Harvey asked Diamond if he wanted to do a boot-camp workout prior to the final episode of the show. Diamond obnoxiously claimed that he would have to check his schedule book and get back to Harvey. Harvey was annoyed with Diamond for acting so self-important and pretending like he was too busy to know whether he had time for a single workout.

Finally, the episode ended and a preview was shown of the upcoming season finale. Apparently Diamond dresses up as Cledus and Da Brat and films video clips of himself mocking both of them. The video clips are played during the final weigh-in and Cledus looks like he’s ready to punch Diamond in the face and put his foot up Diamond’s ass. As Cledus approaches Diamond after the clip is played, Diamond starts threatening to sue Cledus. Dustin Diamond is such a loser! I cannot wait to see the final episode.

***Be sure to check out my other Dustin Diamond entries:
Dustin Diamond - Celebrity Fit Club Episode I
Dustin Diamond - Celebrity Fit Club Episode II
Dustin Diamond - Celebrity Fit Club Episode III
Dustin Diamond - Celebrity Fit Club Episode IV
Dustin Diamond - Celebrity Fit Club Episode V
Dustin Diamond - Celebrity Fit Club Episode VI
Dustin Diamond - Celebrity Fit Club Episode VIII
Dustin Diamond - The Early Years
Dustin Diamond - (2000 - Present)
Dustin Diamond - (2008 Celebrity Fit Club: Boot Camp Appearance)

Dustin Diamond (2007 Celebrity Fit Club Appearance - Episode VI)

Episode VI - May 27, 2007

The sixth episode of Celebrity Fit Club began where the fifth episode had ended. Right after his blow-up with Harvey that occurred at the end of the fifth episode, Diamond was shown packing up his clothes in a bedroom while Ross the Intern tried to talk to him. Diamond vented his anger and said the following to Ross:

“Maybe I’ll just stick around and piss people off. If that’s the way it is, then that’s the way it is. If I can cause this much turmoil by speaking then fuck yeah dude. That’s funny. Like if Kimberley and I get into it, then I don’t give a fuck … You [, Kimberley,] need a dick, you need a dick.”

Ross told Diamond he didn’t agree with what Diamond was saying. He told Diamond to be a “big boy” and accept responsibility for his failures on the show.

When Diamond’s belonging were packed up, he left and then the remaining cast members returned to the weigh-in room so that Kimberley Locke could be weighed in. Ant mentioned that Tiffany left because Diamond’s outburst had upset her so much. Kimberley complained about what a jerk Diamond was while she was being weighed.

After Kimberley’s weigh in, the cast was shown one week later in Malibu. Diamond was noticeably absent from this portion of the episode and it was unclear as to whether he had officially quit the show. The seven remaining contestants vented about how much they disliked Diamond for his childish behavior in the previous episode.

Tiffany said that she was shocked by Diamond’s comments. Da Brat said that she was pissed off with Diamond. Maureen McCormick mentioned that Diamond’s joke during the previous episode about retarded people made her go over the edge because her brother is mentally handicapped.

Kimberley said that everyone needed a break from Diamond and “He made it very clear that he is here is save his career right now and he is trying to maximize that aspect of his appearance on the show.”

The cast then competed in an event at a Malibu ropes course where everyone was tied to a rope and had to climb up a pole and walk across a log way up in the air and then jump off and swing by the rope. It’s too bad that Diamond wasn’t there for this event, because he probably would have crapped his pants!

During the subsequent weigh-in, Harvey told Ross, “Dustin’s a waste of sperm.” The seven contestants present were weighed in and then an interview with Dustin that was taken in a limousine was shown. Diamond was somewhat incoherent and provided an odd interview during which he droned on and on about nothing. Diamond said the following during the interview:

“I’ve been eating what I eat, and I think the greatest victory is a victory of self. Dogs are rewarded … treats … you call them prizes. Life without conflict is nirvana, and that is what man has been searching for since the dawn of time … There’s a saying I like – ‘He who speaks does not know. He who knows does not speak.’”

Finally, the episode ended. VH1 showed a preview for the next episode while the credits were playing. Diamond does return in next week's episode much the chagrin of the other contestants. Apparently everyone finds out that Diamond is taking a weight loss drug and become very upset with him!

***Be sure to check out my other Dustin Diamond entries:
Dustin Diamond - Celebrity Fit Club Episode I
Dustin Diamond - Celebrity Fit Club Episode II
Dustin Diamond - Celebrity Fit Club Episode III
Dustin Diamond - Celebrity Fit Club Episode IV
Dustin Diamond - Celebrity Fit Club Episode V
Dustin Diamond - Celebrity Fit Club Episode VII
Dustin Diamond - Celebrity Fit Club Episode VIII
Dustin Diamond - The Early Years
Dustin Diamond - (2000 - Present)
Dustin Diamond - (2008 Celebrity Fit Club: Boot Camp Appearance)

Dustin Diamond (2007 Celebrity Fit Club Appearance - Episode V)

Episode V - May 20, 2007

The fifth episode of Celebrity Fit Club began with a dance marathon at a dance studio. Each team was broken up into two pairs of dancers, and the last pair dancing at the end of the competition was to win, and a contribution was to be made to a charity designated by the winning team.

Diamond was paired with Tiffany. About 90 minutes into the competition, Diamond stopped briefly to drink some water and Ant told him that he stopped dancing and was out of the competition. Diamond whined to Ant that he was still moving and therefore hadn’t stopped dancing. Diamond had a little tantrum and was being such a little bitch that the entire dancing competition was ended prematurely because of the scene Diamond caused. During his little blow-up Diamond threatened Ant to a physical competition.

The producers were forced to select a winner based on dancing ability because Diamond had ruined the competition. Cledus Judd and Kimberley Locke were chosen as the winning pair in the dancing competition.

Next, the contestants all had their weigh-ins. Before Diamond was weighed in, a brief video taken before the weigh-in was shown. Apparently Maureen McCormick saw Diamond eating a doughnut and was pissed about it because she thought Diamond wasn’t taking the show seriously. Diamond was then shown saying:

I can’t stand all these fucking people…Fuck ‘em in the ass with a colonic!

Diamond was then weighed in and turned in his most pathetic performance to date, gaining 5lbs of fat from the previous weigh in. When asked to explain his failure, Diamond offered an array of excuses, complaining that he had been traveling and meeting producers at the Sundance film festival who had been buying him nice dinners.

Next, a clip was shown of Diamond at a porn convention where Diamond was advertising his Screeched porn video. In the clip, Diamond fake wife Jennifer was shown bringing Diamond a huge cheeseburger to eat. Diamond also claimed that he was going to sell a dildo of his penis. He said:

When you have four feet of Screech in your pants people say ‘why don’t you mold it and sell it.’ … I might give one to Kimberley Locke. She needs one.

Everyone was shocked when this clip was played and Kimberley started crying as a result of Diamond’s crude comments. Diamond then said to Stacey Kaiser, the Celebrity Fit Club psychotherapist, “I would give you one though, Stacey. I would give you one of my products.”

Diamond became very upset when Stacey pointed out that Diamond’s earlier comments about being victimized by someone selling the porn tape didn’t jive with his appearance at the porn convention where he was advertising the tape. Diamond maintained his bullshit story that he had nothing to do with the tape’s distribution and that the tape was recorded 4 years earlier.

Ant subsequently chimed in that Diamond’s story was illogical and that he was either a “porn star” or at least a “porn peddler.”


Diamond was visibly irritated and replied “[n]ow I’m arguing with a short guy?” Apparently that was supposed to be a funny joke and Diamond thought he really “zinged” Ant with that insult. Diamond also said "[w]hen retarded people fall, it's funny, it's f'ing hilarious!"

Finally, Diamond had the following exchange with the trainer, Harvey, which escalated to the point at which Harvey had to be restrained from giving Diamond a substantial beating:

Diamond – “I challenged [Ant] to physical combat … for his bullshit call [in the dance competition.]”

Harvey – “No, you’re fucking not gonna touch Ant, alright?”

Diamond – “If he agrees to combat … if you agreed to combat I’d fight you, [Harvey.]”

Harvey – “And I’d wear your fucking ass out.”

Diamond – “Would you?”

Harvey (incredulous) – “You want to go toe-to-toe with me?”

Diamond – “Would you?”

Harvey (screaming) – “How are you gonna go from fuckin’ Ant to me? You must be out of your fucking fatass South Park cartoon mind! I’d wear your fucking ass out! You must be out of your stupid ass mind! Your fucking target weight loss for the next God damn weigh-in is 3 pounds! Get your fat ass out of here! 3 pounds! Get the fuck out of here man! … You are full of shit! … I will beat your ass! ... Don’t you ever threaten me!!! … Don’t you ever in your fucking life ever fucking threaten me, bitch! ‘Cause I will wear your fucking ass out! Take that to your porn convention! … Who the fuck does he think he is?!!”

During the final exchange with Harvey, Diamond refused to leave the scale and was being an annoying little bitch. Eventually Diamond left the weigh-in room.

During the playing of the Diamond videos and Diamond’s exchange with Harvey, 6 of the other 7 contestants (everyone except Ross the Intern) all walked off the set because they were so upset with Diamond. They were shown in a dressing room and Kimberley Locke made a call to someone crying and saying how much she didn’t like Diamond and how Diamond wanted to give her a dildo. Da Brat was shown telling everyone how annoying Diamond is.

The episode eventually ended and a preview was shown of next week’s episode. It appears as though Diamond manages to piss off more people in the next episode! I can’t wait!

***Be sure to check out my other Dustin Diamond entries:
Dustin Diamond - Celebrity Fit Club Episode I
Dustin Diamond - Celebrity Fit Club Episode II
Dustin Diamond - Celebrity Fit Club Episode III
Dustin Diamond - Celebrity Fit Club Episode IV
Dustin Diamond - Celebrity Fit Club Episode VI
Dustin Diamond - Celebrity Fit Club Episode VII
Dustin Diamond - Celebrity Fit Club Episode VIII
Dustin Diamond - The Early Years
Dustin Diamond - (2000 - Present)
Dustin Diamond - (2008 Celebrity Fit Club: Boot Camp Appearance)

Dustin Diamond (2007 Celebrity Fit Club Appearance - Episode IV)

Episode IV - May 13, 2007

The fourth episode of Celebrity Fit Club took place at a ski lodge in Keystone, Colorado. Ant instructed each member of each of the teams to nominate one person on their respective team to trade to the opposing team. The women’s team nominated Kimberley Locke. The men’s team voted for Diamond to switch to the other team. Everyone on Diamond’s team (other than himself) voted for Diamond. Da Brat was visibly annoyed with Warren G for selecting Diamond because she clearly did not want to be on the same team as him.

Next, Diamond and Kimberley were each allowed to select one person from their previous team to join them on their new team. Diamond selected Ross the Intern and Kimberley selected Da Brat. Da Brat seemed to be ecstatic to be off of the same team as Diamond.

A side interview was subsequently shown with Diamond where Diamond implied that the reason Kimberly chose Da Brat is because she and Kimberly are a couple of lesbians.

Kimberly was then shown complaining that “Dustin’s always talking shit.” And DaBrat added “who cares what Dustin says?”

The new teams then competed against each other in a race. Each team competed in a timed competition involving cross-country skiing, walking with snow shoes, and traveling on the snow on an inner tube. Kimberley’s team went first and then Diamond’s team started. Diamond got off to an early start in the skiing leg. However, Diamond fell and several people busted up laughing. Diamond got back up but was absolutely dead weight because he is so unbelievably out of shape. When Diamond was walking in the snow shoes he was clearly laboring and appeared to be winded even though he appeared to be barely even moving his chunky body.

Not surprisingly, Diamond’s team lost the competition and his slowness was a major factor, as Tiffany and the chubby Ross the Intern finished well ahead of him.

Next, all of the contestants were moved inside the lodge for the weigh-in ceremony. During Kimberly’s weigh-in she initially said that she was a little bit emotional when her team had voted her off, but said “It was a blessing in disguise … I didn’t want to be on the team with Dustin.” Diamond had an annoyed look on his face when Kimberley was saying this.

Diamond performed well during his weigh-in and was happy with his 8lb loss and was pleased that his weight was now down to 200lbs. Diamond lifted his shirt and jacked a little bit and said, “check that ass,” causing the members of the other team to roll their eyes.


During his weigh in Diamond was asked why he thought his former team had voted him off. Diamond stated "I know I’m abrasive… Eating habits were a major factor.” During the weigh-in Diamond was upset when Harvey told him that his target for the next weigh-in was 6 lbs. When the weigh loss panel replied that his target goal for the entire show was to eventually get down to 184lbs, Diamond became irate and appeared as though he was going to lose control, as he claimed he was only supposed to get down to 187 lbs.

All in all, it was a relatively uneventful show. However, the preview for the next episode looks great. Harvey apparently screams at Diamond during the next episode and calls him a “bitch.” I can’t wait!

***Be sure to check out my other Dustin Diamond entries:
Dustin Diamond - Celebrity Fit Club: Episode I
Dustin Diamond - Celebrity Fit Club: Episode II
Dustin Diamond - Celebrity Fit Club: Episode III
Dustin Diamond - Celebrity Fit Club: Episode V
Dustin Diamond - Celebrity Fit Club Episode VI
Dustin Diamond - Celebrity Fit Club Episode VII
Dustin Diamond - Celebrity Fit Club Episode VIII
Dustin Diamond - The Early Years
Dustin Diamond (2000-Present)
Dustin Diamond - (2008 Celebrity Fit Club: Boot Camp Appearance)

Dustin Diamond (2007 Celebrity Fit Club Appearance - Episode III)

Episode III - May 6, 2007

The third episode of Celebrity Fit Club began with the men's team competing against the women's team in a kayaking competition. During the competition, one member of the women’s team competed against one member of the men’s team. The women were given a slight head start to account for the fact that men naturally have more muscle than women.

There were four races (each team member had to participate in a race), followed by one additional race to decide the winner because the teams were tied with two victories apiece after the first four races. Diamond had to race against his nemesis, Kimberly Locke. Prior to the race Diamond continued his trash talk from the previous episode. Regarding Kimberley, Diamond said, "Paddling is good for her. You know, I think the wet suit helps the jiggle, and that’s…that’s a good thing."


Diamond’s race was the third of the round. During the race right before his, Ross the Intern raced against Tiffany while Diamond yelled some trash talk at Tiffany. Tiffany was so upset by Diamond’s trash talk that she angrily flipped him off.

When it finally came time for Diamond to race Kimberly, the camera showed Diamond sitting in his kayak and the show’s host, Ant, said “and Dustin made sure he had plenty of gas in the tank" then aired an audio clip of Diamond ripping a nasty fart. During the race, Diamond started out strong but faded down the stretch in an absolutely pathetic athletic display. Nobody would accuse Kimberly Locke of being an athlete, but she destroyed the weak Diamond toward the end of the race, as she pulled away from him after he had caught up with her halfway through the race.


Afterward, Kimberly celebrated and Diamond vented his frustration and continued his trash talk, saying “A big girl needs to celebrate. So let her celebrate, eat some cake and HoHo’s. You know she’s hungry, and we’ll write it off like that.”

After the kayaking competition was complete, the cast was subsequently shown in the weigh-in room and the tempers flared as the cast was shown a tape of Diamond’s trash-talking from the previous show. The tape showed all of Diamond’s snide remarks about the other cast-members that were played during the previous episode. It also showed some comments that were not aired previously, such as Diamond saying the following about Kimberly: "She is a nobody. If it was eight of her on here, nobody would watch this fucking show."

After the tape was played Diamond complained about how everyone had been treating him and said he didn’t like the way that DaBrat had said that she didn’t like him during the previous weigh-in. Brat then aired her grievance with Diamond and then Cledus responded. The following verbal exchange took place between Cledus and Diamond:

Cledus – “If I got to respond to what I just saw on that TV, if I responded, you know, the way that we do where I’m from and maybe kind of like where [Warren] G’s from, I would just stand up and whip his ass or try to.”

Diamond – “And that would be prison time.”

Cledus – “Well that would be fine too. It would be well worth it.”

Diamond – “That’s not a smart move.”

Cledus – “I’d serve 10 days to whip your ass.”

Diamond – “I’m being physically threatened on a show. Lawyer time!”

Cledus – “I think it’s wrong to sell t-shirts to pay for your fucking house.”

Kimberly then chimed in to discuss how Diamond was totally different when the other cast-members weren’t around and he was talking trash in interviews. Kimberly said:

“That in itself is a sickness. Two-face backstabbing people who will smile in your face one day and eat you up the next. That’s why I don’t have anything to do with you, Dustin, because [you’re] low-down, and that’s the bottom line.
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You talk about losers. Let’s talk about losers. Ok. Let’s talk about ‘I’m a child star and now I’ve got a porn tape on TV and selling t-shirts to pay my house.’ That’s a fucking loser.”

Diamond replied that he had a better record deal than Kimberly. He claimed to have just signed a record deal with Universal Records to record a comedy album.

Next, Diamond walked up to the scale to be weighed. Diamond weighed in at 208lbs, the same as during the last weigh-in. When he heard the weight, Diamond said, “I don’t believe that,” and seriously irritated Dr. Ian Smith. Smith angrily replied

“You’re not even worth our time. … You step on the scale, you lost no weight. You’re the one, the genius, who said you can eat hot dogs and pizza and wine and beer. You didn’t lose any weight, Dustin, and no one is surprised by that. And then you are now going to say that the scale is faulty. No one in the history of the show has ever said that the scale was faulty.”

Diamond was visibly upset and said, "I didn’t sign up for this," and then took off his microphone, walked off the set, and said he was quitting the show. Ross the Intern, Warren G, and Ant all went over to talk to the immature Diamond. Diamond complained about being threatened by Cledus, but was eventually convinced to stay on the show.


***Be sure to check out my other Dustin Diamond entries:
Dustin Diamond - Celebrity Fit Club: Episode I
Dustin Diamond - Celebrity Fit Club: Episode II
Dustin Diamond - Celebrity Fit Club: Episode IV
Dustin Diamond - Celebrity Fit Club: Episode V
Dustin Diamond - Celebrity Fit Club Episode VI
Dustin Diamond - Celebrity Fit Club Episode VII
Dustin Diamond - Celebrity Fit Club Episode VIII
Dustin Diamond - The Early Years
Dustin Diamond (2000-Present)
Dustin Diamond - (2008 Celebrity Fit Club: Boot Camp Appearance)