Sunday, October 29, 2006

Michael Oliver

Michael Oliver is the first washed up celebrity I will review. You may remember Oliver as the child actor who played "Junior" in the early 90s movies "Problem Child" and "Problem Child 2." This is a picture of Oliver from his Problem Child days:


I would have thought that Oliver would have parlayed his early starring roles into other movie roles or perhaps even a recurring role on a sitcom. However, Oliver has not had any decent roles since his Problem Child days. He is currently a roadie for the band, The Samples, and apparently spends a good portion of his time posting on the Internet Movie Database message boards under the login "Roadiepc." He has also grown his hair long and occasionally sports a long mullet as shown in his pictures below (in case you are wondering, he verified that these are pictures of him in his message board postings). All of this makes him one washed-up celebrity!





***Update - May 28, 2007 ***
I just discovered some information that might explain why Michael Oliver is so incredibly washed up. Apparently he had a contractual obligation with Universal Pictures to act in Problem Child 2 for $80,000 back in 1991. However, a mere few days before filming was to begin Michael's mother demanded $500,000 for his role in the movie or he would walk away. Universal Pictures had already spent a lot of money on pre-production and felt obligated to do whatever was necessary to keep Michael in the movie or it would lose around $4,000,000 on outlays that had already been made.

In 1993 Universal sued Michael for $190,000 for basically extorting the money from Universal, which had agreed to pay the money to Michael under duress. Universal Pictures won its court case after a trial and Michael had to return the extorted money!


***Update - January 1, 2008 ***
Michael Oliver used to have a bio listed on the website for The Samples that mentioned that he is a "Highly evolved old soul with a love of his lady and a passion for swords." Here is a picture of Oliver that was linked in the comments to this post. I guess that Oliver must enjoy swordfights!


*** Update - February 21, 2008 ***

Someone posted a link in the comments below to this apparently gay parody Michael Oliver blog: Gay Appreciation for Michael Oliver. My favorite post on that blog is one where someone wrote:

"Someone told me that they were at a Samples show and Micheal walked by him and he stunk of B.O. Does he have problems or is that just part of touring on the road with a band? He said he could smell his balls and ass from where he was standing."

*** Update - July 1, 2008 ***

A link to this recent picture of Michael Oliver was posted as a comment below. As one can see, Oliver appears to have cut his hair short at least on the sides. It appears as though he may have also kept the hair on top of his head long and pulled it back. Finally, he's either sitting in front of a tree or his red mullet is flaring out at the sides by his neck!


*** Update - December 27, 2009 ***


Links to the following pictures of Michael Oliver were posted in comments below. An anonymous commenter claims that the girl in these photos is Michael Oliver's girlfriend. The woman in the photos below is definitely attractive, so it is perplexing that she is standing next to Oliver. I have to assume that the reason why she is in these photos with Oliver is one of the following: (a) she has a freaky ginger mullet fetish; (b) he paid her to be in the photos with him; (c) he photoshopped her into a photo where he was standing by himself; (d) that truly is his girlfriend. We may never know her true motivation for being photographed with Oliver.



*** Update - April 10, 2011 ***

I recently discovered this video clip of Michael Oliver rambling on and on about religion as he explains why he is a Buddhist. He shows off his massive forehead and ginger mullet (or possibly long hair in a ponytail) in this clip:



*** Update - November 14, 2012 *** 

 I recently discovered this video clip of a recent interview that Michael Oliver gave where he discussed his experiences as a child star on the movie set. Several of his former co-stars are also interviewed in this clip.  Michael has apparently chopped off his long mullet as shown in the interview.

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Anonymous said...

Fact is he accomplished more fame by the age of 10 than the rest of you whiney, arrogant losers whose only shot of being famous is having more than 4 people read your obnoxious internet posts bullying someone while hiding under an anonymous post.

That's fucking right. If you have the gall to laugh at people's downfalls then:

1. Don't expect sympathy when you fail.

2. Realize the person you're laughing at had a taste of fame that you won't and you're just bitter.

Anonymous said...

Problem Child was a great movie. I don't get all the hate here. What did he ever do to you? He made a movie that I enjoyed back when it was in the theaters and now I watch it with my kids. He was in a great movie, as a child and now he appears to have moved on to another career. How does that make someone washed up? What did all the haters on here do as a child?

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Anonymous said...

problemhole sounds awesome!!! please make it happen

Anonymous said...

The movie about his hole seems very sick indeed...... though i cant stop thinking about it... little... red... hole...

Anonymous said...

i cant believe people actually want a movie like this

Anonymous said...

you people are sick

Anonymous said...

yeah... very sick

Anonymous said...

show his hole who da boss

Anonymous said...

this guy is awesome... so funny. im glad his career and life went to the crapper... it makes the movie more special

Anonymous said...

yeah OMG. he is such a loser now - it does make the problemchild movies more special.

Anonymous said...

he was cool when he was a kid. now he is a washed-up loser piece of shit cumguzzling orphan who has nothing to live for

Anonymous said...

I've seen a batch of spewing herpes that is better looking than this guy. I bet his tiny pork sword is covered with AIDS, we can only hope.

Anonymous said...

I don't care how he ended up. He was a cute kid n that's how al remember him forever

Anonymous said...

Man. This guy is copping alot of hate.

It's a tough contest between jtt and this guy when it comes to who has the most honosexual remarks.

Anonymous said...

All those comments defending Michael and saying that their a close friend are obviously Michael defending himself.

I happen to know that he scouts this site daily in search of comments about him. Michael, when you read this please, Move on.

MichaelOliverFanForeverxoxoxoxo said...

Stay strong Michael you're still the best in the business.

Anonymous said...

I so would. Just the thought of his firecrotch makes me pitch a tent.

Anonymous said...

I agree....some of what you people say is disgusting and rude....I am sure he has never personally wronged you....get over yourself!

Anonymous said...

Thank you....someone on here with sense!

Anonymous said...

Why are you hating on him so much?
His mother was the greedy one who ruined his career.

Anonymous said...

I just watched problem child, and i still laughed. Leave thus guy alone. His mother is to blame for his "washed up" career, she was greedy! He was just a child....he didn't push her for more money. Give him a break!

Anonymous said...

he is a great lil guy... great movie

Anonymous said...

I think he was the cutest kid ever I love problem child and who r y'all to judge him it's his life so back the fuck off he doesn't deserve yalls rude ass comments.

Dave Pike "Mazor" said...

I am Mazor of the wizzard folk. tonight at the hour of 12 i shall cast a spell on this Michael Oliver. his penis shall be no more!!! how dare this mere mortal insult a wizzard!!! adress me mortal!!! adress me i say!

RenoRod said...

Michael your looking good. I think your a funny dude. There's still people who love you. What has happened to our society? Love you man!

Anonymous said...

Renorod... why dont you and problem loser get a room.

Anonymous said...

yes bang him renorod!!! take him to extacy with your mouth

Anonymous said...

Michael Oliver cannot help what his mother did or that he didn't get another acting job. After the problems his mother caused, I'm sure he doesn't want to act again. I don't know who these stupid people are that are calling him names, but they need to take a good look at themselves. I'm sure their not beautiful people. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and not ignorant people, who love to put others down because they feel bad about themselves. It's his business if he is gay, straight, or whatever. If he is happy with himself, its nobody's business. Who are you people to call him a loser and the person that has this sight must be obsessed with him, and just wishes he had made $80,000 for one movie. I would imagine from you look like shit. Oh, but you never did anything famous to get your picture put on the internet a have big conversations about. LOOSER!!!!!!~!

Anonymous said...

I think he's a cool kat

JaneWonderfalls said...

Most of the people including the author of this post are crude. He walked away from the spotlight, so that makes him a loser. People grow up he's not a 10 year old child anymore. He has done nothing to be in the spot light as far as drugs, criminal cases or abuse toward his girlfriend so what is the problem. The homophobic comments are moronic and most of you on here are just losers, you berate a person you don't even know if someone did that to you. I bet you would be crying to your mothers. Grow up and speak with intellect. He must be on your minds if you typed in Michael Oliver and you dedicated a post to the guy. Idiots, and you wonder why people hate Americans. Your rude, crude and stupid!

Anonymous said...

Looks like a serial killer

Anonymous said...

Great child actor! He did a great job in both these movies! I think the people hating are just bored with them selves & have nothing better to do. Just watch the movies & decided to look him up. At least he is going to be remembered, not like u dumb fucks!

Anonymous said...

That woman is with him because she wants a bad boy...a Problem Child!

You forgot his award winning appearance in Drexell's Class. Drexell finally met his match! (In the second episode of the short-lived series)

Anonymous said...

fire in his hole!!!

Anonymous said...

Will he ever act again?

Anonymous said...

to Jane WonderBalls.... babe you are looking so hot! i know you must be hungry for some man meat! let me know if you wana hook up - i can go muffdive all night

Anonymous said...

Ok, I got a million dollar idea here... We should breed Problem Child with Harriet Brindle from Small Wonder (please reference her page here to see all her grownup freckled freakness). Together they would produce a ginger offspring of EPIC proportions. This kid would be so pale white, he would undoubtedly glow in the dark.

For some unexplained reason, Americans find ginger kids adorable but ONLY before the age of puberty. (Right Danny Partridge?) We could easily could easily exploit this Junior/Harriet hybrid child on a sappy sitcom & a few bad movies. We blow the kids trust fund before he turns 10 & then provide pictures of the kids downward spiral to the tabloid rags. Everybody loves a train wreck!! With the DNA of that kid's roots they would crash & burn on a level to put Lindsey Lohan to shame. Lets cash in.

Anonymous said...

If you watch the first video at 5:00 into it he looks soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Stoned.

Anonymous said...

Once again, the perverts ruin one of the postings. It's really getting old. How can they expect normal people to support gay marriage when they act like this?

Anonymous said...

?!?!?! WHAT R U ON THAT THEY LOOK ALIKE TO U?! Or do u just have a hot load in ur eyes?? Whatever it is, u gotta clean urself up cuz ur fuckin trippin!

OH!! & write down whatever it is ur on, if it's not the sticky man mayo in ur eyes of course, cuz that's GOTTA be some good shit!!

Anonymous said...

I SMELL AN EMMY

rizxo said...

I think its sad that you guys will sit behind your computer and talk about people that you don't even know, I used to hang out with this kid when he was little house my dads triend babysat him and his little sister in exchange for acting lessons he was a cool kid and im sure hes a jice guy.He had a big rope hanging in his living room that you could swing on and land on the couch.

Anonymous said...

wow what a dirty smelly ginger he turned out to b. i still kinda like problem child, but man what happened? water isnt that exspensive, either are siscors. wash ur nasty ass and cut that hair mikey.

Anonymous said...

he is awsome, leave him alone

Anonymous said...

wow whata dirtbag, how does that happen to these ppl, i mean i thought he was a great child actor. had 2 good movies and was makeing great $ doing it, then he goes to doing child porn? how sick. its honestly a damn shame, and a waste of talent. still hope to c him at the show ina few weeks tho. lol

Anonymous said...

Michael brushes his teeth with ball sweat and supposedly was caught blowing the lead singer of a band the piece of shit was following

Anonymous said...

I went hunting for his "adult" picture out of sheer curiosity and this degrading spew of words is what I find. Michael, if you really do lurk, I hope you laugh these jealous asshats off. You are a good looking guy, I don't care about your ·rlgn·, sexual urges or even what your last fart smelled like. Just thought I'd see if you were still alive. Rock on.

Mina said...

He's very handsome!

Mina said...

Why so much hostility against this guy? Leave him alone.

Anonymous said...

He looks really good in the last video. He should keep that look.

This Is Sparta said...

Micheal, when you read this (I know you browse this site daily) give me a call please. It's time for your annual Buttpump.

Thanks honey *kisses*

Anonymous said...

and youre a washed up lousy writer.. go back in your hole.... azzzzz hole.. I know its been a long time.. but.... since the movie is on and im watching and I came across your bs on this man.. his hair doenst make him washed up you... azzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.... hole

Anonymous said...

I only came here to read all the badass stuf he's done

Anonymous said...

I have never seen Problem Child, but I heard of this actor from the 30 Ugliest Child Stars website online... But he is VERY good looking, and I think it's ridiculous that he would be on that list or this article.

Anonymous said...

has his hole been burned by the meatpole.... he shall hold the answers of the universe

Anonymous said...

F -u michael oliver you didn't accomplish shit you could have but you an your greedy douche bag mother ruined ya fudge packer now get a life oliver you give homo's a bad name

Anonymous said...

I think Michael Oliver is very talented at such a young age and I thank you so I couldn't help myself but laughing so hard.......I think he's grown into a fine looking man.......So what if his armpits smell funny who cares he was hilarious I think he commented back to somebody else you know you deserve what you get....... My arm pits don't smell all that great all the time either.....Sometimes you just got shallow minded people who look to try to hurt somebody else but I think this guy is very good smart talented he can see past all that.......I'm actually very proud of a Mustang is the drummer in a band also.........I believe Michael Oliver is a very smart and resourceful person he's going to be well taken care of as well take care of himself...........I do hope that he's making money off the royalties of these movies that are still playing.......

Anonymous said...

Did I really don't know who you are but you're one sick piece of s*** yourself.......You need to lay off the Prozac crazy....... You definitely need some anger management Classes........I think you're a washed-up yourself.
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And get off acid trip you're on

Anonymous said...

DITTO.......This person that posted this is nothing but a washed-up turd himself

Anonymous said...

My question is what for. You have no brains you are a brainless wonder for writing this kind of weird trashy crap you must be white trash.
....
How dare you write this kind of weird crap on here you sound very weird and deranged you need some help...


As a matter fact everyone that writes something s***** on here need some help check yourself before you wreck yourself

Anonymous said...

Only tell you what from all this nasty comments made toward Michael Oliver.......I hope and pray he knows his self worth because he is an awesome person I believe that he is awesome and to tell you the truth I'm a mother of a 24 year old and a 19-year-old both boys I love them to death I love this kid to help Alan said he is so the guys it's one of the talk trash wanted to talk nasty you go ahead and take that and eat it eat those words because you're nothing.......He is rubber you're glue whatever you say bounces off him and sticks to you since you want to talk trashy that's what you get back..


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As my son Richard would say Michael stay posi

Anonymous said...

This thread looks like mostly the same person tirelessly spewing liquid feces under different aliases. You sound more pathetic than Oliver could ever hope to be. Get out and absorb some sun sometime. Also to the person who made this blog, who digs that deep into a washed up celebrity's life? You and this other person should go out sometime. You two have a lot in common, or maybe you're same person?

Anonymous said...

Fuk u asshole im not standing up for him at all but you wish someone's death off of heroin you gotta be a straight fucking clown you should never wish that upon anybody karma will catch you you fucking son of a bitch

Anonymous said...

The only fu#ked up people here are the disgusting arse holes that keep saying horrible things about this poor guy. Grow up people and leave Michael alone!

Anonymous said...

All of u r as dumb as problem child. And that guy is a loser boo who

Anonymous said...

So many Faggots on here, Im sure the dude is happy with his life.

Robert L.S. said...

I'm a nobody; I can say it. I don't have a great deal of money, and sometimes life seems to be a bit of a struggle. As such, my opinion is not likely to mean much.

However; I think Michael got a bit of a raw deal when he was younger. I still really enjoy watching PC 1&2 from time to time and have many fond memories watching those movies growing up as a young kid in the early 90s. I'll always be grateful for those memories.

I've never personally met the man, so I'm hardly one to judge his character. But, even if I had met him in person and found his character to be found wanting, I wouldn't be so quick to condemn. I would simply hope that he has brighter days in his future.

I would consider (and urge others to consider) that we are all, as a society in general, far from perfect. In addition, I have my own share of troubled times (thankfully behind me) where I was... less than I could have or should have been. I was downright evil for a time, but I eventually emerged from it and even managed to put it far behind me; in no small part thanks to the support of others in my life. All I needed was for a few people to believe in me, and I managed to slowly but surely turn my life around again.

It's amazing how fast you can fall from grace, and how you can seemingly be on top of the world one moment and at the bottom of society's garbage can the next. Pity those who hate for hatred's sake; they wallow in their own misery and seek to spread their condition to others... as misery loves company.

To Michael, I would say that regardless of what is or was, I wish you well. I would say thanks for the joyful moments I had while I was a kid and I hope you have some joyful moments of your own in the near future. For my own reasons, I still believe in you... and I hope you have others in your day to day life who do as well.

Good luck my friend. Good luck to you.

Seattlefox said...

>>> #-5

Wow that was an amazing amount of information on a random IMBD search one evening. I am surprised at how amazed I was to catch up on this random persons life.

Anonymous said...

I think that this guy is gay. Come on, that one picture clearly shows him wanting to "stab" another man with his "sword." Freakin' pervert.

FartDog said...

It's pretty fucked that he didn't even get six figures for either movie considering how much money Universal made over the years. Even if it wasn't an all-time blockbuster like Home Alone, it also wasn't a bomb of a series and was successful enough to spawn sequels and a cartoon. But I'm glad that he's got his own thing going on, and there's way more to life than having a house on a hill and a bunch of problems that go with that. At least he can walk down the street and not get recognized as only being a child star like Culkin does or Gary Coleman used to.

Anonymous said...

Seriously this blog is some of the worst writing I have ever seen. Some guy or gal who has never achieved anything in his life trashing someone for no reason but to make themselves feel better about there sad little life. The age of self publishing gives certain people the illusion they have a voice when in reality it's just more white noise. Get a real job my friend maybe you could be a little less bitter with something to talk about concerning your own business.

Anonymous said...

One of the best and cutest child stars of all time. Watching people get personal and talk about his current appearance and life is just sad. It's almost like they have nothing better to do, seriously! So much hatred for someone they don't even know. I live in Pakistan by the way, and this is my facebook: facebook.com/shahzwarakb
Even posted his picture on my wall a couple of days ago!

Anonymous said...

I loved both of the PC movies as a kid, and I still enjoy them when they play on encore. He definitely got a raw deal thanks to his mom. I would bet if that hadn't happened, we would've seen much more of him, possibly even still presently. I hope the guy is happy, & I have to thank him for my childhood memories of laughing and enjoying his films. I actually think he looks decent in that one pic where he's inside that car, but I'm a girl that likes long hair on guys. But whether you like him or hate him, I think some of the extreme hate in some of the comments isn't necessary. Most of us don't really know the guy, so there's no way to make a fair judgement on him. And I'm sure plenty of people wouldn't appreciate being belittled and berated in such a cruel manner on online comments. It also makes sense that he'd have so much time to browse the sites about himself if he's a roadie. Tons of free time while traveling place to place. Anyways, that's my two cents. If you see this Michael, thanks for a couple of great movies & hope you're enjoying a nice life.

Anonymous said...

And then @been framed you might learn how to use a full stop somewhere in sentences?

skeletontea said...

A mullet is a haircut that is short on the front, and the top of the sides, while being long in the back.

This guy doesn't have a mullet in any of these photos, it's always long on the top and front, even when pulled back.

Anonymous said...

I can't believe anyone would stick up for this clown. Oliver is a bowel movement. He is in no way attractive. Personally I believe he is the only person who has posted anything other then disparaging remarks on this fine board. I for one was a victim of his rampant homophobic behavior on the IMDB boards where he censored post after post of mine. All I was doing was expressing my adulation for his mullet, ass stench, and lack of any acting taken! I'm sure he has not aged well and in the near decade since this was originally posted I'm sure he has decayed like a dog turd in the hot sun. I would like to drop a meaty ass burrito on his chest, then rip a nice fart in his face. Mikey if you're still here hit me up!

ROCCO

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