Sunday, October 29, 2006

Michael Oliver

Michael Oliver is the first washed up celebrity I will review. You may remember Oliver as the child actor who played "Junior" in the early 90s movies "Problem Child" and "Problem Child 2." This is a picture of Oliver from his Problem Child days:


I would have thought that Oliver would have parlayed his early starring roles into other movie roles or perhaps even a recurring role on a sitcom. However, Oliver has not had any decent roles since his Problem Child days. He is currently a roadie for the band, The Samples, and apparently spends a good portion of his time posting on the Internet Movie Database message boards under the login "Roadiepc." He has also grown his hair long and occasionally sports a long mullet as shown in his pictures below (in case you are wondering, he verified that these are pictures of him in his message board postings). All of this makes him one washed-up celebrity!


***Update - May 28, 2007 ***
I just discovered some information that might explain why Michael Oliver is so incredibly washed up. Apparently he had a contractual obligation with Universal Pictures to act in Problem Child 2 for $80,000 back in 1991. However, a mere few days before filming was to begin Michael's mother demanded $500,000 for his role in the movie or he would walk away. Universal Pictures had already spent a lot of money on pre-production and felt obligated to do whatever was necessary to keep Michael in the movie or it would lose around $4,000,000 on outlays that had already been made.

In 1993 Universal sued Michael for $190,000 for basically extorting the money from Universal, which had agreed to pay the money to Michael under duress. Universal Pictures won its court case after a trial and Michael had to return the extorted money!


***Update - January 1, 2008 ***
Michael Oliver used to have a bio listed on the website for The Samples that mentioned that he is a "Highly evolved old soul with a love of his lady and a passion for swords." Here is a picture of Oliver that was linked in the comments to this post. I guess that Oliver must enjoy swordfights!


*** Update - February 21, 2008 ***

Someone posted a link in the comments below to this apparently gay parody Michael Oliver blog: Gay Appreciation for Michael Oliver. My favorite post on that blog is one where someone wrote:

"Someone told me that they were at a Samples show and Micheal walked by him and he stunk of B.O. Does he have problems or is that just part of touring on the road with a band? He said he could smell his balls and ass from where he was standing."

*** Update - July 1, 2008 ***

A link to this recent picture of Michael Oliver was posted as a comment below. As one can see, Oliver appears to have cut his hair short at least on the sides. It appears as though he may have also kept the hair on top of his head long and pulled it back. Finally, he's either sitting in front of a tree or his red mullet is flaring out at the sides by his neck!


*** Update - December 27, 2009 ***


Links to the following pictures of Michael Oliver were posted in comments below. An anonymous commenter claims that the girl in these photos is Michael Oliver's girlfriend. The woman in the photos below is definitely attractive, so it is perplexing that she is standing next to Oliver. I have to assume that the reason why she is in these photos with Oliver is one of the following: (a) she has a freaky ginger mullet fetish; (b) he paid her to be in the photos with him; (c) he photoshopped her into a photo where he was standing by himself; (d) that truly is his girlfriend. We may never know her true motivation for being photographed with Oliver.



*** Update - April 10, 2011 ***

I recently discovered this video clip of Michael Oliver rambling on and on about religion as he explains why he is a Buddhist. He shows off his massive forehead and ginger mullet (or possibly long hair in a ponytail) in this clip:



*** Update - November 14, 2012 *** 

 I recently discovered a video clip of a recent interview that Michael Oliver gave where he discussed his experiences as a child star on the movie set. Several of his former co-stars are also interviewed in this clip.  Michael has apparently chopped off his long mullet as shown in the interview.

*** Unfortunately, the video was deleted from YouTube, so I had to remove the corresponding link here. ***

223 comments:

  1. Eww - He looks like something from 'Lord of the Rings'

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    1. Happy birthday. Watching problem child what a funny punk!!

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  2. I took a nasty shit that was better looking then that guy!

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    1. Why are you hating on him so much?
      His mother was the greedy one who ruined his career.

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  3. Michael Oliverius is one of the biggest losers this planet has seen. He is deperate for attention, and visits the imdb message boards daily reporting posts he deems offensive. It's obvious that this guy can't take a joke, but he sure can take a cock. I hope he overdoses on heroin real soon.

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  4. I hope these photos were taken in 1998. Who the hell looks like that anymore?

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  5. He's been a bit quiet of late on iMDB - anyone know if he's 'resting'?

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  6. I think he's pretty hot actually - he looks the sort who'd be pretty kinky in the sack, although the ginger pubes would be a bit off-putting

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  7. I agree - he's definitely hot

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  8. Michael really needs a nice thick cock up his brownpipe...preferably mine!!

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  9. I'm really gay for Michael, I hope he doesn't find out about it. I had to shout it out to the world, since I don't dare tell him on imdb, as he will delete it.

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  10. He looks like the love child of Chris Burke and Ronald McDonald at a ren fair gone wrong.

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  11. damn, he looks dirty.
    too bad you can't delete this, michael.

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  12. I hope he had a good Christmas - keep the faith, M.O. x

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  13. dirty in a grubby way, or in a kinky sexual way...? *drool*

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  14. Michael,

    I have been locked inside of my bathroom, masturbating to your pictures for 3 days now. I have only left the bathroom twice; once to get my mail, and the other when it sounded like my cat was getting into a fight with another cat. The low-resolution printout photo of you sends me into a realm of hopeless despair. I scream your name and imagine you backhammering me while I spurt out my sour man-gravy. Let's make plans, Mikey.

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    1. You are sick piece of work. Leave michael alone..

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    2. I agree....some of what you people say is disgusting and rude....I am sure he has never personally wronged you....get over yourself!

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  15. He goes on the IMDB every single day. He himself even mentioned one of his posts he was going to stay quiet, but he'd be around. So, he just has been lurking around lately. He's there, people. He's there.

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  17. Please don't spam this comments section with repetitive comments. I deleted the comment directly above by "Michael Oliver Is Gay" because a single paragraph was repeated about 50 times in a single comment.

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  18. Hey Michael you little faggot, are you still jacking off to pictures of Grimace and Fry Guy?

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  19. LOL @ the ghost of john ritter.

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    1. Leave John Ritter out of this.

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  20. one word: FIRECROTCH

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  21. I heard he had to get his stomach pumped because he swallowed so much spunk! Do you think he prefers the company of men?

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  22. It's funny how these child celebrities look cool back in the day and they grow up to look like a weirdo. It looks nothing like Michael Oliver to me.

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  23. hmmm....looks like the trolls that inhabited his board are here, too. lol.

    it's pretty pathetic you people are going after someone who hasn't been in the spotlight for years and years.

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  24. michael is trying to moderate your blog, lol.

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  25. Is it true he died? He hasn't been on imDB for ages now, and to be honest I'm getting a little concerned. Anyone know if 'Ole Red' is okay?

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  26. here's his myspace:

    http://www.myspace.com/roadiepc

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  27. Michael Oliver heavily edits his own Wikipedia page. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:RoadiePC

    He deleted statements from his wikipedia bio that he is living in Johnson City, TN. He also deleted this: "he dropped out from public view, but attended Burbank High School in Burbank, California under a different name. He is the half-brother of actor Danny Ponce, who starred in the 1980s sitcom The Hogan Family."

    It appears as though Michael Oliver made these edits: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/24.158.138.239

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  28. Michael Oliver Ponce sucks donkey balls and deletes every IMDB thread that makes him look bad. The only reason people post on his IMDB board is because people know that he reads the messages posted over there. That little bastard is a real punk.

    Here's are some things he deleted from Wikipedia but cannot deleted from this website:

    "[Michael Oliver] attended Burbank High School in Burbank, California under a different name. He is the half-brother of actor Danny Ponce, who starred in the 1980s sitcom 'The Hogan Family.' "

    "Seen spending time in Johnson City, Tennessee, where he presumably now resides."

    "Dates Jacquleyn Christenson."

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  29. That jerk also deleted this:

    "As one blogger put it...'Never before in the history of underage thespianism has one kid crammed so much staggering badness into a single perplexing performance. From his razor wire voice that’s a combination of ventriloquist dummy and flu-ravaged coloratura, to his cardboard as character trait stiffness, and you’ve got the perfect remedy for the precocious, stage mothered bratling that’s typically featured in such hackneyed family fare. It’s all Oliver, his penguin in a pottiness shining above and beyond all the other rancid elements in this hair brained humoresque.'"

    See http://www.popmatters.com/pm/blogs/shortends_post/4521/short-cuts-guilty-pleasures-problem-child-1990

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  30. He deleted everything of mine. To make matters worse, I can't even post ANY messages anymore on the IMDb.

    If we can hang Saddam Hussein, we can hang Michael Oliver.

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  31. This buttmunch kinda looks like Dave Mustaine.

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  32. michael i think you turned out pretty damn good looking.

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  33. I want to fart in is mouth!

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  34. Josh, who is Shelbs 25? Post a link to one of his posts. I don't remember ever seeing any posts at IMDB by anyone with the login Shelbs_25.

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  35. Josh take your lovers tiff with shelbs 25 somewhere else. This comments page is for homosexuals to discuss their love and admiration for Michael Oliverus Ponce and what sexual position/act they would to do with/to him. Personally I would love to ninja star him which is the act of placing your large circumcised member in your lover's asshole and spin their little twink body around like a ninja star flying through the air!!!

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  36. JewveBeenFramed, this is not a homosexual forum. This is a free-speech forum and I have been allowing non-spam posts. There are some gay celebrity forums (e.g., www.dustindiamondlove.com), but people from all walks of life and personal preferences are free to post here.

    I suspect that so many comments have been posted about Michael Oliver because Oliver is a jerk in real life.

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  37. Wow.. its so sad how him
    and the homealone kid
    and the matilda kid and all of them
    grow up to be loners.
    they were SO CUTE when they were younger he was such a little cutie then he let himself go same with cullie mkulkin

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  38. Uiversal sued Oliver for $190,000 in 1993 because he had renegeed on a promise to act in Problem Child 2 for $80,000. Apparently Oliver's mother waited until days before filming began and demanded $500,000 for Oliver's acting. What a little bastard!

    http://www.ev.variety.com/article/VR106174.html?categoryid=13&cs=1

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  39. Michael Oliver sure is rude to his fans. I saw this over at IMDB:
    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0646943/board/nest/67558807

    "I ran into this guy a few weeks ago...........
    by JerryFalwellsBurningSoul (Thu Feb 22 2007 14:57:17)

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    He was shopping at a Ralph's in Burbank with some lady. Anyway, I saw him near the alcohol section and he was looking at wine in a box. I went up to him and asked if he was the guy from problem child. He said yeah, and then went back to looking at the wine in a box. I asked him what his real name was and he replied, " Roadie Pc" and laughed( I was confused about this until I went to these boards) I then said my goodbyes and attempted to shake his hand and he refused and said, " I only shake hands of people I know" I left amazed that this guy was such a prick. Anyway that was my run in with the Problem Child. "

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  40. Update:

    I've just blow my load over Michael three times in a row this morning. Michael, if you are reading this contact me asap. I've got a whole lotta lovin to give you!

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  41. http://i8.tinypic.com/7w6lhzr.jpg

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  42. Thanks for adding it, Kurt! I knew we'd all enjoy it.

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  43. "I had to lock down. if this is all you are seeing, lemme know."

    That's his MySpace headline. Why does he think he's so big? No one cares.

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  44. michael oliver is super-sexy!!!!!

    visit this blog for gay fans of him:
    http://michaeloliverfans.blogspot.com/

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  45. Junior cut off all of his long red locks..

    http://a180.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/44/l_3b8b51eeebecaa06530c875905dd0a53.jpg

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  46. why are u being vile to mike it wasnt his fault his mam got greedy they are classic films and my kids love them. leave him alone and shag each other u twats

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  47. Michael Oliver was great in "Mask," where he played Rocky Dennis, a severely disfigured boy. Michael played the role with no makeup whatsoever!

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  48. I don't know why everybody is hatin' so much... I grew up with problem child... I don't even care that he doesn't act anymore... he was great when I was a child... and forever great in my memories!!! give him a little credit.. and honestly, from reading all the other comments, apprently it's not really his fault he never made it into stardom... rock on michael:)

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  49. reality show idea: michael oliver and DJ from the show roseanne, get an apartment together in s.f....then stand back and let the corn and peanuts fly

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  50. LOL @ DJ. Oh don't forget Randy from Tool Time. Faaaabulouuuuus!! *jazz hands*

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  51. seriously, leave the guy alone. even robert deniro's character in cape fear seemed to enjoy problem child, so just shut it. really, is it too much that he's not whoring himself out in the spotlight like thousands of other less talented "celebrities" or catering to all the whorish whims on this comment board. though some of the comments here are slightly amusing, i'll admit, i don't understand why all the personal malice is being directed against someone obviously not demanding the attention.

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  52. Michael didn't reply to my requests for gay sex on IMDB and infact had my account and all most posts deleted because he is a hardcore homophobe. I would still love to hook up with him and take a meaty shit in his face. I know he reads this blog and it is probably him or one of his many muscle bound garbage men replying here, so get back to me with a time and place and we can GET THIS DONE!

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  53. Michael is like my brother to me. And his hair is beautiful, like a Black Metal star. He looks something like devilish, like a fallen angel.

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  54. For me Jr. was my bigger brother, although I'm older than Michael.

    What happened to Jr, my brother.

    I think he is in a Nietzschean world, far away from this one.

    Jr. taught me VENGEANCE.

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  55. those photos are definitely him. he's not gay, by the way. he's dating my friend. here's a picture of them: http://i925.photobucket.com/albums/ad95/bitchybear123/mike_gf.jpg

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  56. that's something when your movies are still being played on encore after all these years. problem child is a classic

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  57. Seriously, I am only here because I just finished watching Problem Child on cable a few min. ago. What I want to know is why are all you people so mad at Oliver, seriously what did he do to any of you, he was a child actor. There is nothing wrong with the guy, in my opinion who ever just keeps posting bad comments over and over need to see a shrink very soon, just because of the obssesion with a former child star. Mike you were funny in PC. These people are just jealous. Notice they dont show pictures of themselves for everyone to ridicule, and no one cares about them, so no one would comment anyways.

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  58. he looks pretty UGLY to me he used to look cuter when he was a little kid :)

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  59. junior is an icon and he is fortunate to have worked with the late great john ridder. problem child is a classic

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  60. ALL YOU JUNIOR LOVERS NEED TO HOOK UP WITH ME THIS INSTANCE. I WOULD LOVE TO KNOCK BOOTS WITH SOME HARDCORE QUEERCORE DUDES DRESSED AS JUNIOR. IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A HOT MAN FOR SEX HIT ME UP HERE.

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  61. Michael Oliver was not cute as far as kids go, but I think he grew up to be hella good looking. Love red-heads! He was a good actor, and his mom did him wrong when she tried to screw over the studio. The girl in the pics looks kind of like Clare Danes, and I hope that she is his girlfriend because after as much crap as he has gotten, he deserves something good.

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  62. LOL!!I lived in Burbank and saw him regularly at the Daily Grind on San Fernando blvd- "the grind" -from 2001-2004(I moved). He rode a bike and always looked dirty- long red hair, army green camo jacket- and black boots. My little sister was friends with his little brother and she told me that he would play with swords with other geeky friends in his back yard. Also, his mother-supposedly- is obese and is confined to her bed- actually, a bed in the livingroom. Again, its been some time, but it doesn't seem like much has changed. His mother really fucked up his career- then blew what little earnings he had on herself... poor guy.

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  63. Well four years have passed since the last comment but i just thought you should know me and Mike skeet on dragons together while were snorting heroin and shooting rock.A lovely gentleman and his wife like the double poke anal mouth vage and nostrils nothing is sacred in the land of milk and honey.

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  64. Looks like Axl Rose to me.

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  65. I like how Michael has posted numerous posts under different aliases trying to fool people in thinking he has any support still.

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  66. I really liked him in Problem Child, and I think he looks pretty good (unique) but I can still tell that its him. One of his best roles as Problem Child, leave it at that

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  67. I think think he looks very much the same except for the hair. Btw, I have never seen someone reveal their IMDB before. It was long ago that supposedly he was on IMDB, but I think he was within reason to report things that offended him--I mean, why do people care so much about his career and making fun of him for it? Who else will defend him besides people who don't know him either? Well, I don't know him personally but Problem Child used to crack me up so much, funny kid. Anyway, I really hope the best. You negative commentors may be associated with truly worse off people in real life than you realize.

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  68. Why are u guys being so freakin rude!!!!i love michael oliver Problem child 1 and 2 are my favorite movies....you guys need to get a life Michael ur the best

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  69. This guy is not washed up. Someone had to know who you were in order to later be washed up.

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  70. the gf's twitter

    http://twitter.com/seekingnormal

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  71. His girlfriend is cute, if that is his girlfriend. Is it safe to assume that he cleans his balls and ass when he isn't touring as a roadie?

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  72. He's gotta be the first roadie to pull a hotter lookin' chick than members of the band!

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  73. Such a wasted talent, his mom ruined his career. I can't believe how her greed and stupidity took away from the set one of the best child actor together with Macaulay Chulkin.
    I always feel sad when actors I like so much end their career abruptly.
    So, thanks Michael Oliver for all the laughs your character made me do when I was younger and still makes now.

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  74. Judging by his testicle smell, he hasn't been washed up in quite some time.

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  75. well said, last post. He is just a guy, same as anyone... Bet he wishes he wasn't famous for those movies.

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  76. Im not going to lie, I did want to whoop junior`s butt for all the things he did but, it was a comedy and it still makes me laugh after all these years. John Ritter was very funny on Threes Company and the two of them made a good team. SO PLEASE KEEP ALL OF YOUR NEGATIVE COMMENTS TO YOURSELF! He`s a person and no one can truly judge anybody. No one deserves to be ridiculed with all those nasty comments. JUST LOVE YOURSELF MORE SO YOU DONT HAVE TO HATE SOMEONE ELSE SOOOOO BADLY! FATHER HELP US ALL!

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  77. Junior(Michael Oliver)was the biggest American Bad Ass in 1990!
    The plot of the movie was an all out great thrill ride.
    People change in life and I guess that's what really sucks in life.
    We see these kids growing up on TV & in Movies, but 20 years later, your like "holy sh*t".
    Problem Child was and still is an instant classic such as the Sequal.
    John Ritter AKA Mr. Ben Healy Jr. is STILL the man and Amy Yasbeck AKA Mrs. Flo Healy is still a wonderful & gorgeous woman.
    Also R.I.P. to Jack Warden Big Ben Healy.
    With an ALLSTAR cast,
    PROBLEM CHILD will FOREVER be in my heart and memories for the rest of my life.
    Sincerely,
    Steve E.P. 28'

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  78. Seems like a cool dude. I don't mind him getting an enjoyable life.

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  79. He's not a roadie anymore. Nobody in the music industry wants an insulin dependent diabetic on crew who refuses to manage his blood sugar. He's box office poison and road-crew poison without zero viable crew skills. Must have been nice to have been the little mascot for The Samples. He's also unprofessional, unreliable, and a compulsive liar.

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  80. I love this guy

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  81. This is really sad. He is just another person and it is rude, insensitive, mean, arrogant, and illiterate to talk this way about someone. He made two movies years ago which still make people laugh, and now he has a different life, one that he probably does not want exposed this way. Should you not respect that? I wish him love and happiness where he is, and i wish you guys would stop this meanness.

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  82. I would rather eat a terd than sleep with him

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  83. Just finished watching problem child2. And I like him still no matter how screwed up he is. He will always be that cutie in the movie <3

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  84. It must be nice to be a rent gigolo who can't hold down a job. He figures that hard work isn't necessary because there's always some girl living off her daddy's pension to care for him.

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  85. Seriously? You people must be very miserable and bored. Bad combination. This guy played one of the best kid characters ever, and has grown into a pretty hot guy. Some of his most attractive aspects are his long hair and the fact that he likes weapons, which also makes it likley that he doesn't give a fuck what anyone thinks of him, and that if he did he'd probably kick your ass. Lmao Find something better to do haters...

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  86. Gina, (with a name like that she has to be fat)

    I would quite easily take down Michael Ponce. I would take him down with my rock hard perfectly sculpted buttocks and then force him to kiss my hand and tell me he is my little bitch. I'd then force him into the oroboros position for my own pleasure. Beating a snivelling little turd like Oliver up would be no obsticle to a quadriplegic let alone a GAY adnois such as myself. Do you find Freddy Kruger attractive? Because Ponce is his double, in fact, I heard that he was his stunt double in the recent remake, without make-up might I add. How can anyone take you seriously when you think that a turd like Michael "FIVEHEAD" Oliverius is attractive. Get real, bitch.

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  87. So, why be so nasty to this guy? Because he was a child-star and now living a 'normal' life? I wonder who is more 'washed up'...the socalled subjects or the author?

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  88. you're really cool, poster. you look really awesome, and hot.

    that really matters in life.

    you are a good person. you are not a piece of shit.

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  89. Wow, most of you people really need a life, soo much hate for a child actor. I'm guessing most of you were raped by your parents for not being as cool as mike.

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  90. sweetsurprises123@yahoo.comAugust 04, 2011 8:02 AM

    Obviously he was a victim of his greedy parents! Shame he didn't make more movies, my kids LOVE Problem Child. I think he's kinda hot too! Love the goatee :)

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  91. Michael oliver even though im 9 he was soooo cute as a kid :( dont know what happend :( i have thee biggest crush on him when he was little now hes grown up and im mad i wish i was 8 when he was cute :)

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  92. Whats so bad about him i mean im like 20 yrs younger than him but still i think he WAS a kid the first tim i seen problem child i have already had a crush on him when he was little....why soo much hate

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  93. Is he still alive?

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  94. the anonymous responses defending him are so obviously Michael Oliver himself that it's just as hilarious as the trash talking! Thanks for making me laugh while I am home sick!!!

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  95. To all you people who are dissing my friend Michael you are just jealous. He was a child movie star, get over it. That video clip that is supposedly him, NEWS FLASH, it's NOT him! I went to high school with him. He is one of the nicest guys I've met. Get over yourselves!

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  96. I think it is pretty messed up for haters to talk so bad about a person ou barely know..We do not know what goes on backstage and we should not be judged..His mom messed everythin gup from what i have read. His movies are very classic and will never go out of style...If he turned out great excellent for him-if he had some problems let him deal with it. Everyone has issues it is not our place to judge. I am offended by these comments my kids love these movies and i came to show them what he looks like now and saw all these comments had to turn off the computer. Those who wrote those comments should be ashamed of themselves and they are ignorant.

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  97. It makes me sad to see all the mean comments! I used to watch the Problem Child movies all the time when I was a kid and just watched them with my son tonight! We laughed so much together!!!!! I googled Michael to see what he has done since and came across a whole bunch of negative comments. I mean, didn't we all love Problem Child?! He was amazingly hilarious! He had the best faces, the funniest laugh...he was just such a crack up! Thanks Michael for doing such an amazing job and giving me fun memories as a kid and more memories with my own kids! :D

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  98. You people need to get a life and leave this guy alone why do you give a f**k how he's living his life you must not have a good one if you have to post negative comments about a guy you know absolutely nothing about.

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  99. He looks just fine,still the same voice talk accent he looks great stop bieng jealous and dont hate i see micheal oliver as a goody still standing better than some of these fakeasses who want to change the world,their appearance,looking like a clown wellwe know who that was peace

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  100. You guys have no life. I looked at this site because I was curious about what happened to the kid in the movie "Problem Chile," but some of your comments don't even make sense. EXAMPLE : The comment about balls in his eyeballs. Get a life, STUPIDS!

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  101. Am I the only one that doesn't hate this guy? Problem Child 1 & 2 were great movies. I enjoyed them as a kid and I just recently watched them again. I got quite a few laughs. So many haters on here... Not sure why. Michael, you're cool man. Don't listen to the haters. You made 2 great films, most people can't say that in their entire lives. Well done man. Stay cool. :)

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  102. Wow, this guy seems to be normal and everyones bashing him for what purpose? My husband and I love Problem child 1 and 2 and were in our 20's! Now and were watching it right now. Its a classic, the negative people need to get a hobby or watch a good movie like PC!

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  103. Leave him alone! Geez...

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  104. I was just a lil kid when I watched PC 1and2. I still love them 'cause they are great movies! Those here dissing Mike, smh, I've got this for you, 'do unto others what you want them to do to you'

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  105. Sounds very intelligent. I hear he is a really nice guy and its a shame what transpired with Universal, even though it was so long ago. I wish him and his family nothing but the best.

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  106. I agreee.. Grew up watching PC 1 & 2...:) great movies!:) I wish people would just stop bashing him..

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  107. Well I hope someday this guy could be on a movie soon.
    In his childhood he seem to have a lot of talent and be in 2 hit movies.

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  108. ttalking bad about oliver showws he's better than yyou, hhe hhas beeen a child star, what have you been? a jealous nobody. at least he is know inteernationally, who knows your filtthyy pimply face? i only wish oliver had gone on with acting, he had a promising careeer. you weeree one of the best juuniior and never let haters make you think otherwise. mazi.obinna@yahooo.com

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  109. I think he's sexy But then again I have a HUGE ginger fetish....

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  110. He seems to just be doing what he's doing. He's a roadie, not that bad really. Leave him alone. All you haters are pathetic. He's not on any reality shows or anything. Just a workin shmoe. wtf is wrong with you people?

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  111. I think he looks sexy with the beard. keep the beard sexy!! Just becuz he's not in movies and on t.v. doesn't mean he's washed up!! He probally wants to be normal again. Without all the control! LOVE U MICHAEL! wish you would have made more problem child movies shit was funny! R.I.P John Ritter loved him.

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  112. What is wrong with you? Oliver was a child at the time. This was his mother's doings. Not his. As for your remarks about his looks? Post some pix of yourself.

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  113. It's sad what his mother did to him. I don't know if I could forgive her for that. Such a shame that her greed ruined his career.

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  114. It's sad what his mother did to him. I don't know if I would be able to forgive her for being greedy. Such a shame. I loved those movies!

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  115. Omg u guys r losers talking crap from behind a computer. Anyway I loved the problem child movies as a kid n its unfortunate we ddnt get to see him in other roles he was a good lil actor! Hope ur doing well out there Michael!!!

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  116. He (michael oliver) seems to know about spirituality! ....NAHH!!! This kid is so confused and has not a clue of what he's talking about

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  117. For real, 98% of the bad comments can only come from 1 single person...nobody hates this actor...if you talk to people about him, they will always recognize him and just tell how brilliant the kid was, how funny memories he left in their lifes...so people dont feel sorry for michael...though away from the spotlights...his image as an actor is positive...he didnt get caught stealin, he didnt get caugh with some ho+ker...those are facts that ruins with some actor's credibility....now bein a legend at 7 years old?...theres nothin bad to talk about this guy...as an actor(as he once was) you cant simply point out a single thing about him...do you feel less respect for this guy after readin these stupid comments?...my a+s if i do...hes a legend in my eyes, forever and always...and that f+ker who thinks its michael writin, really must be a f+n troll....people LIKE him either you want it or not..just get over you stupid....theres no point of bashing the guy you f+n idiot, he did nothin wrong...you just want some atention and as it seems you get fun it, good for you...just dont make others believe with your stupid comments that people dont like him cause they DO. Get a life su+ker!! And no its not michael here, whatsoever...this is just a ramdom person who happen to love to watch his movies while growin up. That talk of balls and a+ses and c+cks just makes me sick...you anonymous aka moron must be a pervert who got nothin to do with your life. Live and let live, be happy. Big hug to michael!! Once a legend, a legend forever!

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  118. Wow just seen problem child its been a while just had to google him and this what i found. Stop messing with The guy he's still cool in my book!!!!!!!!

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  119. right i feel the same way and i also just watched the problem child and decided to google him

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  120. Wow, it's really hard to make an anonymous comment on a message board about someone famous. One day, I have a theory that all the things you say online will be attributed to you. Whether or not you'll reap the consequences will depend upon how far you've gone to piss someone off.

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  121. i thought problem child was really funny. i use to watch it as a child and i have watched it tonight with my family and it still makes me laugh

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  122. "His movies are very classic and will never go out of style."

    As classic as a 6-pack of Crystal Pepsi.

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  123. I am happy to see that he is doing well these days. I loved him in his two hit movies and I used to watch them all the time as a kid. If I catch them on television now I will watch. They take me back to a secure and happy place in my life and for that I will always be grateful and wish him well.

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  124. If this guy had not been a celebrity, nobody would be talking about him. Leave him alone and mind your own business. How would you feel if your life had some hardships and everybody jumped on you. You people are kicking on him and you need your asses kicked.

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  125. i really feel it for him. he was once an actor who was on the road to success and then he fell off. blame his mother for ruining his career and demanding more money

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  126. Hello!!! I just wanted to say to everyone who leaves nasty comments on here is ridiculous. I dont even look at him like that, and the movie problem child was a classic!! good child hood memories for some people, and people are on here making gross comments...ridiculous!!! it was the 90's good ole days!

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  127. My two nephews ages 6 and 4 absolutely love Problem Child...and so do I:D

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  128. problem child was my favorite movie when i was young and i still watch it time to time. Its amazing how a
    movie can bring back your childhood memories. to those talking all that shit and how gay he is, you guys are beyond pathetic. seriously, you don't even know if is actually gay and even if he was why say all those vulgar things? you people are beyond tough on your computer typing away. you guys are thinking of him while he doesn't know you even exist.btw i don't think he's ugly.

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  129. Let me paint an ironic scenario. There is a deranged hacker with a Michael Oliver fetish sitting in front of his computer. Now this guy is completely messed up. He’s had this pent-up, psychotic impulse not only to abreact his sadistic sexual fantasies, but also has an ubermensch complex that propels him to act out those fantasies on feeble, semi-educated e-thugs who ineptly use cyberspace as a buffer to talk smack about one of his childhood idols. He’s just finished reading all the superbly nasty descriptions of anal fisting and tea-bagging—obviously the handiwork a single, tantalizing author—while suspending himself from the ceiling by hooks pierced through his foreskin and the wrinkly folds of his anus pucker. Right now he’s hacking the database, tracing it back to IMDB profiles or whatever quantitative links he can make to other internet forums. He’s analyzing those forums for matching language patterns (he would assess syntax, diction, eloquence, grammatical complexities and consistency—language is like a fingerprint, and this guy has a lot of time on his hands). Having located the appropriate forums, he’s hacking the database to retrieve subscription information, which will lead to an IP address, which will ultimately lead to a home address.

    One day (and here’s the poetic justice) the anonymous e-thug will complete his desire to be pretzeled into the ouroboros position by a mysterious stranger. The deranged hacker loves the eloquence of the e-thug’s nastiness, and will use all his comments as a Kama Sutra manual when they meet.

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  130. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    The video of "Problem Child on Spirituality/Religion" is the best.

    I can't believe that exists. I can't stop laughing. It's bringing back hilarious memories of the Problem Child movies. And then the guy how he is now. It's like he became the real Problem Child. If Problem Child grew up that is exactly how he would be.

    Do you think he still gets into trouble like that?

    Imagine all the mischief he makes traveling the country as a roadie. Wrecking venues and hotel rooms, Inciting Riots, getting into disputes with local authority figures. Hauling ass out of town with a mob chasing them.

    What has this guy been up to all these years?

    He probably is the one who started the Occupy Wall Street Movement.

    Has anyone died as a result of his reckless antics?

    Where was he during hurricane Katrina?

    Many questions

    We know for sure he is all over the internet flagging people and trying to get comments removed. Which leads me to believe that probably 97% of the comments in this discussion(good and bad) were posted by Michael Oliver himself in a bid to get attention. I wonder if he is tracking my IP address right now?

    Well, maybe the bad comments aren't all posted by him. He has ruined thousands of lives with his shenanigans, pranks, and revenge plots. I'm sure he's made a few enemies. I mean look what he put poor dead Joh Ritter through(even though it worked out in the end). And that was his adoptive father.

    Gilbert Godfrey suffered severe post traumatic stress as a result of those two movies. He still wakes up in the middle of the night screaming and covered in sweat believing he is back in Nam'
    even though he's never been there.

    Since I'm sure he is going to read this and then probably pull some ingenious scheme to destroy me.

    Here is a message for Michael Oliver.

    First and most important: you need to make Problem Child 3.

    Second An autobiography would be insane. Though based on the first two movies about your life, I can understand how that could lead to serious criminal charges. Maybe even the electric chair.

    Third and Last You should post more videos like the one in the article.

    Michael Oliver is very Washed Up, but the Problem Child movies are awesome. And he can talk a good stretch. I'm sure "Junior" became all John Ritter could have hoped for him.

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  131. U guys r mean I like Michael Oliver (as a kid) he grew up to b pretty handsome the hair color is awesome :)

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  132. Listen the muthafuc*a as a kid had straight talent who gives a damn how he lives his adult life

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  133. I think he looks handsome

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  134. Dear Bow Tie Killer,

    I'm glad I found this.

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  135. lol this is so funny, buy why do people hate him i mean for real what started all the hate?

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  136. PLEASE FIND SOMETHING BETTER TODO PEOPLE!!!!!!!!

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  137. I agree. Find something better to do or is it you have nothing better to do? That would be my guess. Are you so socially inept you have to make fun of this guy to feel accepted in this small band of merry freaks? I just looked "Jr" up because I bought Problem Child 1 and 2 for my kids and I find ALL this drama. Michael has his claim to fame. Whats yours? This....?

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  138. Wow, what a sad indictment of human nature. I think it's great that he found something that he obviously loves doing. He's not doing a 9-5 dead-end job but travelling with bands. Sure he was working before most people and it sounds unfortunate what happened (but do you think he really deserve $80k when co-stars received $1M), but the guy sounds like a pretty well adjusted person all in all who was talking philosophically to his friends, friends he wouldn't have met had he not walked in on that band playing or most likely had he continued his acting career.

    Yes, he's a bit drunk while talking about "god" etc and perhaps he found it a bit cringe worthy watching it back, if not, who cares - more brass balls to him... it's his opinion and surely only whatever god you believe in can judge him on that anyway. Maybe actually listen to what he's saying rather than the way he's saying it or obsessing over his appearance... oh but wait, all religious prophets were only taking seriously if they dress and conformed with fashion of the era; and no, that does not mean I think Michael Oliver is the second coming of Christ in some kind of JC/PC acronym fusion.

    Yes, he's into to swords and stuff - but he has still probably still achieved more than all of the idiots slagging him off for being "washed-up".

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  139. Many harsh words on here. .

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  140. From the video, now he's cute!! :)

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  141. Fact is he accomplished more fame by the age of 10 than the rest of you whiney, arrogant losers whose only shot of being famous is having more than 4 people read your obnoxious internet posts bullying someone while hiding under an anonymous post.

    That's fucking right. If you have the gall to laugh at people's downfalls then:

    1. Don't expect sympathy when you fail.

    2. Realize the person you're laughing at had a taste of fame that you won't and you're just bitter.

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  142. Problem Child was a great movie. I don't get all the hate here. What did he ever do to you? He made a movie that I enjoyed back when it was in the theaters and now I watch it with my kids. He was in a great movie, as a child and now he appears to have moved on to another career. How does that make someone washed up? What did all the haters on here do as a child?

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  145. problemhole sounds awesome!!! please make it happen

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  146. The movie about his hole seems very sick indeed...... though i cant stop thinking about it... little... red... hole...

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  147. i cant believe people actually want a movie like this

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  148. you people are sick

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  149. yeah... very sick

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  150. show his hole who da boss

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  151. this guy is awesome... so funny. im glad his career and life went to the crapper... it makes the movie more special

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  152. yeah OMG. he is such a loser now - it does make the problemchild movies more special.

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  153. I've seen a batch of spewing herpes that is better looking than this guy. I bet his tiny pork sword is covered with AIDS, we can only hope.

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  154. I don't care how he ended up. He was a cute kid n that's how al remember him forever

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  155. Man. This guy is copping alot of hate.

    It's a tough contest between jtt and this guy when it comes to who has the most honosexual remarks.

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  156. All those comments defending Michael and saying that their a close friend are obviously Michael defending himself.

    I happen to know that he scouts this site daily in search of comments about him. Michael, when you read this please, Move on.

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  157. MichaelOliverFanForeverxoxoxoxoJanuary 03, 2013 8:58 AM

    Stay strong Michael you're still the best in the business.

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  158. I so would. Just the thought of his firecrotch makes me pitch a tent.

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  159. Thank you....someone on here with sense!

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  160. I just watched problem child, and i still laughed. Leave thus guy alone. His mother is to blame for his "washed up" career, she was greedy! He was just a child....he didn't push her for more money. Give him a break!

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  161. he is a great lil guy... great movie

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  162. I think he was the cutest kid ever I love problem child and who r y'all to judge him it's his life so back the fuck off he doesn't deserve yalls rude ass comments.

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  163. Dave Pike "Mazor"January 19, 2013 6:58 AM

    I am Mazor of the wizzard folk. tonight at the hour of 12 i shall cast a spell on this Michael Oliver. his penis shall be no more!!! how dare this mere mortal insult a wizzard!!! adress me mortal!!! adress me i say!

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  164. Michael your looking good. I think your a funny dude. There's still people who love you. What has happened to our society? Love you man!

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  165. Renorod... why dont you and problem loser get a room.

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  166. yes bang him renorod!!! take him to extacy with your mouth

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  167. Michael Oliver cannot help what his mother did or that he didn't get another acting job. After the problems his mother caused, I'm sure he doesn't want to act again. I don't know who these stupid people are that are calling him names, but they need to take a good look at themselves. I'm sure their not beautiful people. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and not ignorant people, who love to put others down because they feel bad about themselves. It's his business if he is gay, straight, or whatever. If he is happy with himself, its nobody's business. Who are you people to call him a loser and the person that has this sight must be obsessed with him, and just wishes he had made $80,000 for one movie. I would imagine from you look like shit. Oh, but you never did anything famous to get your picture put on the internet a have big conversations about. LOOSER!!!!!!~!

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  168. I think he's a cool kat

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  169. Looks like a serial killer

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  170. That woman is with him because she wants a bad boy...a Problem Child!

    You forgot his award winning appearance in Drexell's Class. Drexell finally met his match! (In the second episode of the short-lived series)

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  171. fire in his hole!!!

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  172. Will he ever act again?

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  173. to Jane WonderBalls.... babe you are looking so hot! i know you must be hungry for some man meat! let me know if you wana hook up - i can go muffdive all night

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  174. Ok, I got a million dollar idea here... We should breed Problem Child with Harriet Brindle from Small Wonder (please reference her page here to see all her grownup freckled freakness). Together they would produce a ginger offspring of EPIC proportions. This kid would be so pale white, he would undoubtedly glow in the dark.

    For some unexplained reason, Americans find ginger kids adorable but ONLY before the age of puberty. (Right Danny Partridge?) We could easily could easily exploit this Junior/Harriet hybrid child on a sappy sitcom & a few bad movies. We blow the kids trust fund before he turns 10 & then provide pictures of the kids downward spiral to the tabloid rags. Everybody loves a train wreck!! With the DNA of that kid's roots they would crash & burn on a level to put Lindsey Lohan to shame. Lets cash in.

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  175. If you watch the first video at 5:00 into it he looks soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Stoned.

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  176. Once again, the perverts ruin one of the postings. It's really getting old. How can they expect normal people to support gay marriage when they act like this?

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  177. I think its sad that you guys will sit behind your computer and talk about people that you don't even know, I used to hang out with this kid when he was little house my dads triend babysat him and his little sister in exchange for acting lessons he was a cool kid and im sure hes a jice guy.He had a big rope hanging in his living room that you could swing on and land on the couch.

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  178. he is awsome, leave him alone

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  179. wow whata dirtbag, how does that happen to these ppl, i mean i thought he was a great child actor. had 2 good movies and was makeing great $ doing it, then he goes to doing child porn? how sick. its honestly a damn shame, and a waste of talent. still hope to c him at the show ina few weeks tho. lol

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  180. Michael brushes his teeth with ball sweat and supposedly was caught blowing the lead singer of a band the piece of shit was following

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  181. I went hunting for his "adult" picture out of sheer curiosity and this degrading spew of words is what I find. Michael, if you really do lurk, I hope you laugh these jealous asshats off. You are a good looking guy, I don't care about your ·rlgn·, sexual urges or even what your last fart smelled like. Just thought I'd see if you were still alive. Rock on.

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  182. Why so much hostility against this guy? Leave him alone.

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  183. He looks really good in the last video. He should keep that look.

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  184. Micheal, when you read this (I know you browse this site daily) give me a call please. It's time for your annual Buttpump.

    Thanks honey *kisses*

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  185. and youre a washed up lousy writer.. go back in your hole.... azzzzz hole.. I know its been a long time.. but.... since the movie is on and im watching and I came across your bs on this man.. his hair doenst make him washed up you... azzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.... hole

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